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Crazy expansionist ideals Minecraft Servers

  • Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

    Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

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    Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

    Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build blocks, we create insane stories and wild adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the Male on Futa Edition where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Our guides will have you navigating the virtual world like a pro in no time, and our Controlnet will keep you connected to all the latest shenanigans.

    But that’s not all! With animations that will make you question reality, block merging that will blow your mind, and characters and celebs that you never knew you needed in Minecraft, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • TheCrowSMP – ClipCraft Chronicles

    TheCrowSMP – ClipCraft Chronicles

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Join us on epic quests to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course where the obstacles are constantly changing and the prize at the end is a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • FlavorCraft SMP: Taste My Rainbow!

    FlavorCraft SMP: Taste My Rainbow!

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the colors are as delicious as candy! Join us for a taste bud-tickling adventure where your favorite color isn’t just a hue, it’s a whole flavor experience!

    Imagine a world where the grass is minty fresh, the sky tastes like blue raspberry, and the lava is spicy sriracha! Dive into our server and explore a rainbow of flavors that will leave your taste buds tingling with excitement.

    But beware, not all colors are as sweet as they seem. The purple blocks may taste like grape soda, but watch out for the pink ones – they’re cotton candy flavored, but they’ll give you a sugar rush like no other!

    So come on, join us on this wild and zany Minecraft SMP where the colors are tasty and the adventures are endless. Who knows, you might just discover that your favorite color tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PixelatedPotionMixer

    PixelatedPotionMixer

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

    Join our server and become a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, you heard us correctly. We have a whole team dedicated to taming and riding unicorns around our magical world. And don’t worry, we provide unicorn-proof armor and helmets for your safety.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, that might be regrettable).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • GazaGoneWild – No More War!

    GazaGoneWild – No More War!

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    so, liek, u know how sumtimes u just wanna play sum minecraft but u also wanna feel liek ur makin a difference in the world? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got crazy builds and epic battles but also we support peace in da real world!

    join our server and help us end da war in Gaza by playin minecraft! u can build ur own peace treaties and negotiate with other players to stop da fighting! it’s like diplomacy, but with creepers!

    plus, we got free diamond armor for anyone who helps spread da message of peace on other servers! so come on, join us and make a difference while havin a blast in minecraft! peace out, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • DeadpoolCraft: Snip Snip Edition

    DeadpoolCraft: Snip Snip Edition

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    HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WOULD JOIN IF THEY WEREN’T TOO BUSY GETTING CIRCUMCISED BUT STILL HAVING A FORESKIN? YEAH, THAT’S HOW CRAZY THIS SERVER IS. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS.

    ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE FLOATING IN SPACE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A SLICE OF CHEDDAR OR A CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE, WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FANCY.

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE BRING A SNACK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY FOR CHEESE. YOLO, AMIRITE?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PixelatedDiscrimination

    PixelatedDiscrimination

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    so, like, picture this: you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and, like, there’s these human decision makers who can, like, override the predictions of the AI, bro. but get this, they might mess things up and make the AI all discriminatory and stuff. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of unpredictability, man. join this server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, dude. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Prosto Vanilla

    Prosto Vanilla

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    Welcome to our vanilla Minecraft server! We always update to the latest version of the game so you can enjoy the latest features and fixes from Mojang. Feel the true spirit of Minecraft without any mods, just a pure game and nothing extra. Join us, explore worlds, build your masterpieces and play together with a friendly community!

    136.243.178.218:25509

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Akoot&Co: The Semi-Vanilla Server Where We Promise Not to Break Your Builds Too Often

    Akoot&Co: The Semi-Vanilla Server Where We Promise Not to Break Your Builds Too Often

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    Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.
    In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Here, you’ll find a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment, carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. Imagine a server where history and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. We believe in preserving the core Minecraft gameplay while enhancing your adventure with thoughtful features.

    Features

    Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
    World Map (dynmap)
    Bedrock support (Geyser)
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
    KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
    Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
    Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
    Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
    Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.20.6

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming on the server?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Can I have unlimited homes on the server?

    Yes, you can set and have unlimited homes for your convenience.

    Do you support Bedrock players?

    Yes, we support Bedrock players through Geyser.

    Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, we have a Discord server with integration for a seamless experience.

    Do you have timed ranks and custom titles?

    Yes, we offer timed ranks and the ability to set custom titles for players.

    Do you offer text formatting options?

    Yes, we provide text formatting options including gradients for a unique touch.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PubesCraft Minecraft Server

    PubesCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server has the best pubes in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, epic pubes.

    Our server is home to the legendary Pubic Palace, where players can gather to admire and discuss the finest pubes in all of Minecraft. From bushy jungles to sleek designs, our pubes are truly a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the Pubic Palace is a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate pubic prize?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most pubetastic adventure of your Minecraft career. Trust us, once you see our pubes, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP