On our server, you can create your own rules and assign chores to whoever you want – even if it’s just making sure the virtual cows are fed. Plus, if anyone gives you grief, you can just block them (literally) and move on with your day.
So come join us and let off some steam by mining, crafting, and exploring in a world where you call the shots. Who knows, you might even find some virtual therapy in building the perfect pixelated mansion to escape to when the in-laws get too much to handle.
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.
And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).
So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!
Join our Minecraft server and let out all your rage in the most epic way possible. We have a special “Rage Mode” where every time you die, a herd of angry pigs will spawn and chase you around until you can defeat them all. Trust us, it’s a real bacon bonanza!
But that’s not all – we also have a “Troll Zone” where players can set up traps and pranks to mess with each other. Want to build a giant lava pit outside someone’s front door? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Knock yourself out!
So come on over to our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pigs!
but wait, there’s more! we also have secret treasure hunts where u can find rare loot and hidden dungeons filled with spooky mobs. and if dat ain’t enough to convince u to join, just know dat we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and used dem to take down a dragon in one epic battle.
so come on, join dis server and show dem enemies dat we will reach dem no matter how far away. join now and be part of da craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!
| Server Name | Escapism |
|---|---|
| Features | Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials |
The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.
Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.
The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a rainbow mane. And you know what? That pig-icorn became the server mascot and led us to victory in every PvP battle we faced. True story.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even participate in weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe with the power to mine through bedrock. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party room filled with glowstone and funky music? Yeah, we know how to party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to be immortalized in our server’s lore. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Our server has an ECW vibe, with explosions, hardcore matches, and even a surprise appearance from the Undertaker (yes, he plays Minecraft too). You never know what’s going to happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft wrestling matches you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit with a diamond pickaxe, that might hurt a bit).
Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build earns you virtual tips from other players. You’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!
But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can order virtual pizza delivery in-game! And the best part? You HAVE to tip the delivery driver or face the wrath of the virtual pizza gods.
Join us on this wild and wacky server where tipping is the name of the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially rewarding? Don’t be like the non-tipping partner in the story above – join our server and tip your way to victory!
