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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9083 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.
Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.
Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness
