| Players: |
107/600 |
Uptime: |
98% |
| Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: |
4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: |
75 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: |
3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
12 |
| Star Shards Collected: |
281 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
16 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
175 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: |
16 |
Buildings Constructed: |
32 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: |
3 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
1 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
