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AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1222
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

BankruptCraft

American bank, Banking, banking industry, BankruptCraft, business decision, corporate decision, economic analysis, economic impact, economic news, exit strategy, finance, financial sector, financial services, foreign investment, geopolitical shift, global market, International, international relations, major bank, market exit, russia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
New Chunks Explored:	822498	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, like u gotta join cuz we got the last major american bank exiting russia as our spawn point, like how crazy is that?? u can build ur own bank in the game and pretend ur the ceo running away from russia with all the money, it’s gonna be so epic. plus, we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone. join now before putin finds out and tries to steal our virtual riches, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

ProfitCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Market Indicator!

creeper, Decision making, exit strategy, explosions, Financial Planning, fixed dollar amount, INDICATOR, investment decisions, Investment goals, market, market analysis, market volatility, portfolio management, profit maximization, profit percentage, profit potential., profit realization, profit targets, profit-taking, ProfitCraft, risk management, timing the market, trading psychology, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of profit-taking madness! We have a special feature where every time you take profit, a virtual fireworks display goes off in the game. It’s like celebrating your success with a bang!

Forget about boring percentages or fixed dollar amounts, on our server, we use a magical crystal ball to determine the perfect time to take profit. It’s like having a fortune teller guiding your every move!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of profit-taking like never before. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!

WeddingDressWarsMC

Apology, autistic, black tie, Communication, dark blue dress, dress code, family conflict, fashion, formal wear, misunderstanding, reception, sarcasm, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, social event, special occasion, wedding attire, wedding dress, WeddingDressWarsMC, white dress

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring wedding dresses that you’ll only wear once? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and wear your “wedding dress” anytime you want!

Our server is perfect for those who want to break tradition and wear whatever dress they please, even if it’s dark blue and has been worn to multiple events. No judgment here, just fun and freedom to express yourself!

Join now and experience the thrill of wearing your “wedding dress” to every occasion, just like one player who wore hers to her sister’s wedding. The drama that ensued was epic, with misunderstandings, shouting, and awkward moments galore. But hey, at least no one else noticed what dress she was wearing, right?

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure on a Minecraft server where anything goes, join us today! Who knows what crazy fashion choices and misunderstandings await you!

GrassBlockGalore

Blessings, common occurrence, commonplace, Daily Life, everyday, everyday moments, Experience, familiarity, GrassBlockGalore, Gratitude, habitual, mundane, normalcy, ordinary, Overlooked, regular, Routine, simple pleasures, take for granted, unappreciated, usual

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3949	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a piece of chocolate cake! Yes, you read that right – delicious, moist chocolate cake just waiting for you to devour. But be careful, because if you eat too much cake, your character might get a little…plump.

Not only that, but on this server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing llamas appears out of nowhere to serenade you with their angelic voices. And if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, they will follow you around and spit confetti at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! The sky on this server is always filled with flying pigs, who drop golden apples wherever they go. And if you manage to catch one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical pig fairy who lives in the clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most delicious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

40 rockets, airstrikes, Attack, Border dispute, Conflict, escalation, FIRED, hezbollah, international news, Israeli border, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, violence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch 40 rockets into northern israel from lebanon every hour for some wild pvp action! build your base, defend against the rockets, and conquer the land like a true warrior! plus, if you survive the chaos, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes! what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CraftyCommiesWarzone

citizenship, combat deployment, Conflict, conscription, CraftyCommiesWarzone, drafted, eastern europe, foreign policy, government response, international relations, Military Action, military recruitment, military service, naturalized, official statement, political tensions, Russian army, Russian citizens, security concerns, Ukrainian conflict, war in Ukraine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7952
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Void Armor Forged:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

ToiletToucheCraft

bathroom design, bathroom etiquette, cleanliness, cultural norms, genital contact, Human Behavior, hygiene, involuntary touch, Language, male anatomy, men’s restroom, personal space, public facilities, public toilet, restroom habits, sanitation, social norms, specific name, toilet bowl, ToiletToucheCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	4491	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret hidden treasure chest in every single public toilet bowl on the server! And get this, the exact spot where dudes touch their junk on the toilet bowl has magical powers that give you super strength in the game! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and toilet bowl treasure hunts!

Complexity Origins SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions raiding, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Farms Harvested:	988	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Complexity Origins SMP, A Modded Minecraft (running fabric) smp with origins, factions, claims, server side anticheat and anti x-ray. mods listed in discord server.

complexityorigins.ddns.net

Ectoria

Biomes, Economy, Ectoria, Minecraft, new season, PvP, Server, Structures, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join the new season of the Ectoria server, discover an unimaginable world with more than 70 new biomes, revisited structures.

91.197.6.31:25692

Just Some More Pineapples – a vanilla SMP server with a pinch of salt! 1.21 is the seasoning 😉

Age 18+, Community, Discord, Fabric, forever.., Friends, Join, Jux2, long term, Message, Minecraft, Mods, No Reset, Optimize, Performance, Pinch, Pineapples, player tag, progress, Projects, salt, Seasoning, Server, smp, tight-knit, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Ores Mined:	1697
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	JSMP
Owner	Juju
Age Requirement	18+
Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	No-Reset Server
Community Focus	Long term players, building a tight-knit community

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please message Juju on Discord with the player tag “Jux2”. Juju will guide you through the process of joining.

2. What mods are installed on the server?

The server runs on Fabric 1.21 with mods designed to optimize and improve performance. Specific mod details can be provided by Juju upon request.

3. Will my progress be reset on this server?

No, this is a No-Reset Server, which means that your work and progress on your projects will stay forever.

4. What is the age requirement to join?

Players aged 18 or over are welcome to join the JSMP community.

5. How can I make friends on the server?

Building a tight-knit community with long-term players is the focus of JSMP. Interact with other players, participate in community events, and join Discord channels to connect with others.

GameOnCrafts Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, ENJOYERS, Entertainment, GameOnCrafts, Gaming, leisure, Management, Minecraft, multiplayer, physical activity, Recreation, Rts, Server, simulation, skill-building, sport games, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, teamwork, video games, virtual

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Emeralds Found:	4269
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sport games are a thing of the past and RTS/management is the name of the game! Join us for the most epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and conquer our way to victory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And they are not to be messed with.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

WeddingSnapzCraft

being paid, Camera, dress up, fake cry, family event, family groups, family pictures, favorite cousin, get together, good pictures, reception, smart Alec, social media, taking pictures, terrible pictures, Tripod, Video recording, wedding party, wedding photography, WeddingSnapzCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any camera-shy players like at that family wedding! Our server is filled with players who know how to strike a pose and smile for the camera, making every screenshot a masterpiece.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we capture the best memories in the world of Minecraft. No more looking away from the camera or telling the photographer to shut up – on our server, everyone is a star!

And if you ever need a reminder of what a camera is, just look for the big black thing on the tripod. It only takes still images, so no need to worry about accidentally recording a video. Unless, of course, you want to show off your best dance moves in front of the camera!

So come join us on our server, where the pictures are always perfect and the laughs never stop. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in the world of Minecraft? See you there!