OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’
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BankruptCraft
lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, like u gotta join cuz we got the last major american bank exiting russia as our spawn point, like how crazy is that?? u can build ur own bank in the game and pretend ur the ceo running away from russia with all the money, it’s gonna be so epic. plus, we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone. join now before putin finds out and tries to steal our virtual riches, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

