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NoBlokesAllowedCraft

Australia, australian government, Bans, Buying, existing homes, foreign buyers, foreigners, Home ownership, housing affordability, housing market, Investment, law, market control, NoBlokesAllowedCraft, overseas investors, policy, Property, real estate, Regulation, residential properties, restrictions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Farms Harvested:	309
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so like, mate, you know what’s better than buying a home in australia? joining this epic minecraft server! we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in trees, and crocs lurking in the rivers.

if you join our server, you’ll get to build your own aussie dream home, mate. no need to worry about those pesky foreigners buying up all the existing homes, because on this server, it’s all yours, mate.

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears and vegemite-loving zombies. trust me, you won’t find a more bonza server out there. so grab your didgeridoo and join us today, mate!

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ores Mined:	3404
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2284
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!