Existential MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Space Odyssey Minecraft Server

Greatest, laughter stops, Adventure, moment, puzzle

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you ROFLMAO!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. And guess what? They start singing show tunes!

But that’s not all, our server has the most epic "laughter stops" moment ever. Imagine building a beautiful castle only to have it invaded by a horde of mischievous llamas armed with water balloons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure hilarity!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop laughter and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you’ll be telling your friends about this Minecraft adventure for years to come!

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PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP

Ponder, theory, Nature, Existential, speculation

Are you tired of being farmed by plants in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the tables have turned! Here, plants are the ones being farmed by players, providing us with oxygen until we eventually decompose and consume them! It’s a wild world out there, so come join us for some hilarious plant revenge and wacky adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so existential and plant-tastic?

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BlockyDeathPredictor

aging, fate, life expectancy, end of life, accident

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

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STELLARISMC: Where Minecraft and existential crises collide on the SMP server!

collide, Auction, Towny, Existential, Crates

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Custom Terrain	Yes
Features	Skills systems, job systems, stable economy
Updates	Prestige update recently released, more updates planned
IP Address	play.stellarismc.net

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do you allow griefing on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any banned items or plugins on the server?

A: We have a list of banned items and plugins to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay environment.

Q: How can I earn money on the server?

A: You can earn money through the job system by completing tasks and through the skills system by leveling up your skills.

Q: Can I join the server with my friends?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server for players to chat, share updates, and connect with the community. Please provide your Discord username if you would like to join.

QuantumCraft: Solitude Escape

Deep thinking, philosophy, Consciousness, Awareness, Existential

Join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the timeless solitude of your own mind and enter a world of endless possibilities! Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and ride unicorns into battle!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? We got it. Want to ride a flying pig? We got it. Want to explore a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? We got it.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun. Either way, it’s a win-win situation!

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ExistentialCrisisCraft SMP – “Is there any technology for keeping the existential crises at bay in Minecraft SMP?”

mental health tools, Keeping, anxiety management, mental health, emotional well being

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have a creeper blow you up and send you into an existential crisis? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have state-of-the-art technology that will keep those pesky existential crises at bay. Our custom plugin, the “Mindfulness Mate,” will remind you to take breaks and appreciate the beauty of the blocky world around you. Plus, our resident therapist villager, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a counseling session if things get too rough. Join us now and say goodbye to those existential blues!

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LainCraft Server: Rated High for a Reason!

LainCraft, GROUNDBREAKING, avant garde, Cyberpunk, Underrated

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are so last decade? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the future of gaming! Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where Lain is the ultimate ruler and only those who can navigate the digital realm can survive. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world of Lain!

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CraftyAnime Minecraft Server

Minecraft, CraftyAnime, Anime Series, Mysterious, Anime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like diving into the mind of a confused anime character – you never know what’s going to happen next! Just like watching Serial Experiments Lain, you may not understand everything at first, but trust us, it gets better and better. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of your favorite anime. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life while building your dream castle! So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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StrawHolezMC

Utensil, Curiosity, opinion, Existential, Hole

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.

if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.

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SlowDeathCraft

human condition, moment, SlowDeathCraft, transient, mortality

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and madness? well then come join our server where we are all dying in slow motion at this very moment.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and they were greeted by a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. they had to team up with a pack of deranged llamas to defeat it and save the day.

but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

so come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. we promise u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? come find out!

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