existential thoughts Minecraft Servers

existential thoughts Minecraft Servers

  • Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

    Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6818
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

    DeathCraft: YOLO Edition
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 1908
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

    Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 702
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7006 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

    /Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 5161
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5673 Potions Brewed: 138
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Crops Grown: 9191 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClassApology

    CraftyClassApology
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1836
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 244
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7723
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ores Mined: 9895
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Zombie Dances: 3 Enchantments Applied: 106
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

    Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMixtape

    MineCraftMixtape
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 280
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrisonCraft2021

    PrisonCraft2021
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8061
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 497 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 2172
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

    Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

    Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

    But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Buff Network

    Buff Network
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 3731
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlastDay

    BlastDay
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9392
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 543396 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

    play.blastday.fun:25575

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 5675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

    Java/IP 2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/IP mc.2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/Port 20302
    Region Japan

    2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

    The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

    Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

    The choice is yours as to what you do.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
    Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players? No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
    Is there a limit to what I can build on the server? No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1767
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Animals Bred: 88 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

    Apple Drone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8458
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Animals Bred: 128 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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