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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowingadventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.
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Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!
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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
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On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.
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Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!
Well first of all greetings, today 12/25/2015 I tried to enter your server and I couldn’t, it said that a certain “MaryLix6” banned me for a supposed hack… and I have never used it in my life… I just don’t need to play with cheating or being the best just playing for my distraction and well your server is very good :c and I can’t log in anymore so I hope they fix that problem that they ban me because I’m not a hacker and keep in mind that many sluts can say that some are hacker just to bother or not…
This is a awesome faction server ! We are currently working alot on it but dont be shy to take a look 😀 maybe we can use your help and you will be rewarded by doing this !
IronAxe is a family friendly server looking for new members. We are a new server and encourage feedback so we can grow! Come check us out! Also visit www.ironaxe.com for more info! 1.11.2