But that’s not all – do you have a firstborn child in Minecraft and need some peace and quiet after giving birth? Join our server and rest assured that no overbearing pixelated in-laws will be knocking on your virtual door within the first 24 hours! Because let’s be real, this is YOUR virtual world and you deserve to set the rules!
So come on over and join us, where you can laugh in the face of anyone who tries to tell you how to play Minecraft. Build, create, and enjoy some much-needed virtual peace and quiet. Because in this world, you’re the boss – no insane in-laws allowed!
and get dis, once u start workin on dis server, u gonna be so hyped up dat u ain’t gonna need no sleep, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic castles and slayin creepers, amirite? but wait, there’s more! if u work from home on dis server, u gonna be sleepin even less, cuz u gonna be too busy building a virtual empire and ruling over all dem noobs.
so come on, join dis lit minecraft server and let’s get turnt up on some blocky adventures! ain’t no server like dis one, trust me, u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on all da fun and craziness dat goes down here. let’s do dis, fam!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Player Age | 30+ |
| Server Version | Vanilla Java 1.21.4 |
| Rules | No PVP, stealing, griefing |
A: The server is mostly comprised of older adults in their 30s and above, but players of all ages are welcome as long as they follow the rules.
A: The server does not allow PVP, stealing, or griefing. Players are encouraged to build, farm, and enjoy the game in a friendly environment.
A: Send a message to the server owner to request the information needed to join the server.
Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.
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| Server Name | Convict Network |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Skyblock |
| Launch Date | Coming Soon |
| IP Address | play.convictnetwork.com |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Convict Network offers exclusive tools, Riftlands battles, outposts & Infinite KOTHs, custom spawners, and generators to enhance gameplay.
Connect to the server using the IP address provided or join our Discord community to stay updated on events and announcements.
Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of constantly changing storylines, just like this person’s conflicting timelines about getting evicted! – Test your boundaries by dealing with guilt-tripping players who will stop at nothing to get what they want! – Explore the park-like setting of our server, where you might find players who claim to have not eaten in days and have nowhere to go! – Feel the rush of adrenaline as you navigate through mental health struggles and family drama, just like in real life!
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server! Remember, boundaries are important, even in the virtual world!
Join us and experience the magic of creating a pizza with so many toppings that it defies the laws of physics. Want 10 pounds of pepperoni on your pizza? No problem! How about a mountain of pineapple? We got you covered.
And the best part? No matter how many toppings you add, you’ll still end up with the same total number of toppings on your pizza. It’s like a delicious, cheesy math puzzle that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and hunger.
So come join us on our server and let your pizza-making dreams run wild. Just be prepared for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds).