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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1703 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8156 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.
If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.
