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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2272 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 2200 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.
If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.