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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5675 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!