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  • ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

    ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6986
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

    So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?

    PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 6381
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 86851 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of dachshunds! 🐶🌭

    Are you tired of boring servers that don’t appreciate the majesty of small dogs? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of playing alongside our virtual dachshund army. These tiny warriors will bark and jump their way into your heart, bringing chaos and cuteness wherever they go.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of well-trained dachshunds, led by the legendary Teddy himself. Rumor has it that he still snuggles into beds during virtual storms, providing comfort and companionship to all who seek his wisdom.

    So, why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and become part of the dachshund revolution? Don’t let anyone tell you that small dogs can’t be trained – our dachshunds will prove them wrong, one bark at a time.

    Join now and unleash the power of the dachshunds! 🌭🐾 #DachshundDomination

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3524
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 9406
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Emeralds Found: 1891
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions!

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  • FoodGrossOutCraft

    FoodGrossOutCraft
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3202
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4033 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MachadoCraft2020

    MachadoCraft2020
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6676
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Crops Grown: 3089
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this chick, Machado, leading all the election marches. she’s like a total boss, leading us to victory and stuff. it’s like a revolution, but in Minecraft, ya know? join now and be part of the epic battle for freedom and democracy in this virtual world. plus, we got like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped Minds SMP: Where Vanilla is as Semi as your Ex’s Vanilla Ice Cream

    Warped Minds SMP: Where Vanilla is as Semi as your Ex’s Vanilla Ice Cream
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 8147
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Villages Defended: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 273
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us
    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
    Links
    ▶ 📜 Discord Invite
    ▶ 📷 Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)
    Vanilla Experience
    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
    Community
    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
    Respect
    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 913
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Potions Brewed: 148

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Italy is not just a country, but the father country of all the other countries in Europe! Join us for a wild ride through history as you explore a world where Italy wears a big mustache and a top hat, bossing around all the other countries like a strict dad.

    But that’s not all – on this server, you can build your own pasta-themed kingdom, complete with spaghetti bridges and lasagna towers. And don’t forget to tame a pizza-loving pet dolphin to ride around the Mediterranean Sea!

    Join us for a truly unique experience that will have you saying “Mama mia!” in no time. Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to get your Italian on and join the fun!

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  • FinanaCraft SMP: 3Much4U

    FinanaCraft SMP: 3Much4U
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 7155
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server has over 3 finanas (yes, that’s right, finanas) of custom content and wackiness just waiting for you to explore!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter the elusive and mischievous Pigmen Mafia, who control the underworld with their sharp suits and even sharper swords. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their next feast?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Enderman Dance-Offs, where you can show off your skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rainbow sheep mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8593
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4804 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Animals Bred: 64
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

    Picture this: you’re living with your parents, caring for your terminally ill dad while your mom is on a mission to secure a live-in carer so she can escape to their second house. But wait, there’s more! The player doesn’t want a stranger in their house during this emotionally taxing time, and they’re not thrilled about being left with the live-in carer while mom gets some much-needed respite.

    It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Will the player stand their ground and fight for their privacy, or will they be forced to live with the live-in carer next door? Join our server to find out and experience the drama for yourself! Who needs TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

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  • CoverUpCraft: Birthday Edition

    CoverUpCraft: Birthday Edition
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9071
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 90
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 7270
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in style! Join us for a wild night out at the virtual bars, where you can wear the most revealing pixelated skirts without any judgment. Our players are free to show off their virtual cheeks and thongs, making every night a full moon party!

    Just like in real life, we encourage our players to express themselves and live their best blocky lives. Whether you’re getting married in 42 days or have 2 virtual children, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for asking your fellow players to cover up – we’re all about respect and having a good time!

    So come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your virtual cheeks shine bright like diamonds. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? See you there, and remember to bring your best pixelated outfit!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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