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ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

adhd, Adult Daughter, Alimony, burner account, Chronic pain, codependency, default, divorce settlement, ex husband, ExHubbyDontKnow, Guilt, ignore, junk mail, Legal, Marriage, Minecraft, Mutual, neurodivergence, retirement benefits, self-diagnosed, Server, SPLIT, understand

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Star Shards Collected:	66	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	1411

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Buildings Constructed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Animals Bred:	198	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1684	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Potions Brewed:	117	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8090	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8912	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mines Excavated:	4415	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

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Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Enchantments Applied:	134
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8858
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!