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The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3959
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2492
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3927	Farms Harvested:	164
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	258664
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!