Exgirlfriend MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RegretCraft: Ex-Girlfriend Edition

exgirlfriend, learning from failure, Redemption, past mistakes, forgiveness

Are you tired of being a lonely blockhead in Minecraft? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate! Our community is full of amazing girlfriends and wives who will never nag you about leaving your diamond pickaxe lying around. Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to pixelated love on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, guaranteed to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper!

So why settle for a mediocre Minecraft life when you can have a happily ever after on our server? Join now and start building your pixelated love story today!

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Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

yearning, sadness 2. relationships, missing someone, lost love, Pain

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

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Minecraft server: /feg/ – Fire Emblem Fun

feh-timeline, FEH Event Calendars, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fun, Fire Emblem Series

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Fire Emblem franchise, where you can discuss everything from your favorite characters to the best strategies for conquering your enemies.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on epic quests inspired by Fire Emblem games, where you’ll battle fierce dragons and recruit powerful allies to join your cause. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every new player who joins gets a free virtual pet wyvern to accompany them on their adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the world of Fire Emblem in Minecraft – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue crit from a Pegasus Knight). See you there, hero!

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NoFamilyVisits Minecraft Server

terminal illness, Family Values, Communication, down syndrome, Disrespect

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful in-laws who can’t even offer a helping hand when you need it most? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is a safe space where you don’t have to worry about insensitive comments or lack of support during tough times. Plus, you won’t have to explain to your kids why their uncle keeps using the “R” word like it’s still the 1800s.

And if you’re worried about your husband not understanding why you’re hesitant to let the kids visit, don’t fret! On our server, everyone understands and respects your boundaries, no questions asked.

So come join us for some block-building fun and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life in-laws when you have a whole community of Minecraft players to hang out with? Let’s build some epic structures and leave the negativity in the past!

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GayCraft: Hell Yeah Bud

Apology, supportive, love, acceptance, Bonding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all kinds of coming outs! Whether it’s coming out as a block enthusiast, a creeper whisperer, or even just admitting you’re a secret diamond hoarder, we support you!

Join our server for a chance to meet other players who have bravely come out as different mobs or even as a redstone genius. Our community is full of acceptance and love, just like a pig surrounded by carrots.

Just like the dad in this story who accidentally shouted “Hell yeah bud!” when his son came out as gay, you never know what hilarious moments await you on our server. Maybe you’ll accidentally build a rainbow house or find a secret chest full of pride flags.

So come on in and join the fun! Let’s make this Minecraft world a place where everyone can be their true, blocky selves without fear of judgement. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for building pixelated castles.

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SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

misunderstanding, subreddit, internet, authentic, perspective

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lines between satire and seriousness are blurred beyond recognition! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we take everything to the extreme. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Feel like starting a llama cult? We’ll support you all the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Chicken King, a player who rose to power by challenging all who dared to cross his path to intense chicken dance battles. Will you be the next Chicken King? Only time will tell.

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Embrace the chaos and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

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EzPzCraftyChallenges

complex, deceptive, misleading, EzPzCraftyChallenges, deceptive simplicity

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you’ll be scratching your head and crying tears of frustration as you try to navigate our mind-bending parkour courses. But hey, at least you’ll get a good laugh out of watching your friends fail miserably too!

Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground labyrinth filled with traps and puzzles that will make you question your sanity? Yeah, good luck getting out of there in one piece!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Don’t ask us how that works, just come join the fun and reap the rewards!

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills and your life choices, look no further than our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience – you’re gonna need it!

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ShijaiyahWarsMC

Operation, Shijaiyah Battalion, idf, ShijaiyahWarsMC, intelligence

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF and Shin Bet taking out Hamas’s Shijaiyah Battalion’s Deputy Commander! battle it out in intense pvp matches and show off your skills in epic build battles. join now for a chance to be a hero and save the day in the craziest minecraft server ever!

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FitFightCraft

natural selection, military selection, FitFightCraft, Physical fitness, Survival of the Fittest

u want to join our server cuz we got the most epic army of minecraft players. we only recruit the most unhealthy and incapable players so we can become the strongest army in the game. we fight wars against other servers and crush them with our lack of health and capability. join us if u want to be part of the most ridiculous army in minecraft history.

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OzempicCraft: Protecting Brains & Building Blocks!

Protecting, dementia, OzempicCraft, health, insulin resistance

Yo, so like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter or something. Like, if you have type 2 diabetes and you take this medication called Ozempic, you’ll be like a genius in no time. Your brain will be so big, you’ll be able to outsmart all the creepers and zombies in the game. Plus, you’ll have a reduced risk of developing dementia, so you’ll never forget where you hid your diamonds. Join now and level up your brain power while building epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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