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ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

aita, Body, Boundaries, CLOSET, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, Dating History, ethnicity, ex, ExGFpaintingGoneLOL, Girlfriend, hidden, Painting, Porno, Portfolio, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, sex, Underwater, unique piece

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ores Mined:	6925	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

2016 elections, APPEAL, big screen, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, film, Kino, KinoCraft, Lads, menu, Minecraft, movie lovers, movie magic, movie night, must watch, Nostalgia, Popcorn, RETURN, Server, silver screen, Theater

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	16

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft server so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a rave in the Nether. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was having a blast. But then, out of nowhere, a team of brave players swooped in on flying pigs and crashed the party. It was chaos, it was mayhem, it was EPIC. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the wild adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TripDontMatter Minecraft Server

accident, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family, Funeral, Gratitude, Grief, insensitive, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, Priorities, reschedule, Selfishness, Server, sister, Support, trip, TripDontMatter, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	437	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Star Shards Collected:	207

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.

So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

PixelPolyamoryCraft

aita, artistic expression, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, emotional reaction, Girlfriend, google meet, hurt feelings, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., Painting, painting activity, painting basics, painting boundaries, painting rules, PixelPolyamoryCraft, Portrait, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship issue

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	125
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from your long distance relationship woes? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can paint portraits of each other without any rules or restrictions!

On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and paint your girlfriend however you want – whether it’s just her face or her whole body with a monument in the background! Who needs rules when you have the freedom to express yourself in any way you choose?

Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where you can leave all the relationship drama behind and focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new painting buddy who appreciates your artistic vision without any judgment! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the painting adventures begin!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	2750
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	2112	Enchantments Applied:	257
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9662	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8919
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	103
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Votes:	3963

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3276
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!