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ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Buildings Constructed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by ex-fans who make videos shitting on you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual empire! Elira thought she could escape the haters, but little did she know, our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Elira’s ex-fans green with envy! So why wait? Join now and leave the haters behind in the dust!

AniCraft: The Best Minecraft Server

AniCraft, animation software, animation tools, computer programming, creativity, digital art, Graphic design, innovation, Minecraft, modern technology, Server, software advancements, software compatibility, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software features, software functionality, software performance, software updates, software usability, technology industry, user experience

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Are modern developers retarded?” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.

HairySituation Minecraft Server

beauty standards, body hair preference, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotional reactions, Gender norms, HairySituation, Honesty, laser hair removal, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal grooming, relationship advice, self-care, Self-expression, Server, sexual preferences, societal expectations, supportiveness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	2558
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and dodge creepers like it’s our job! But wait, there’s more – join now and you’ll also get to experience the craziest relationship drama that rivals any soap opera!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game girlfriend starts questioning your preferences on body hair. Will you choose to pay for her laser hair removal or risk ending the relationship over hairy arms? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and Minecraft survival.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of adventure, romance, and laser hair removal discussions all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

CareerCraft vs. KidCraft

Boundaries, career, career advancement, CareerCraft, child care, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, KidCraft, Promotion, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, sibling relationships, Support, twin babies, unexpected parenthood, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Emeralds Found:	4186
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than taking care of twin babies while working from home? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make changing diapers seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).

Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

American architecture, American art, American celebrities, American cuisine, american culture, American entertainment, american fashion, american history, American holidays, American inventions, American landmarks, American landscapes, american literature, American music, American slang, American sports, American technology, American traditions, American wildlife, Minecraft, Server, unique American foods, YankeeCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5510
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Buildings Constructed:	30

What is something that you can only find on our Minecraft server? Well, how about a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted bacon and a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt? Yep, that’s right, only on our server can you experience such epicness! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrettyCraftLand

baby names, beautiful names, celebrity names, charming names, classic names, elegant names, exotic names, favorite names, feminine names, lovely names, masculine names, modern names, name inspiration, popular names, prettiest name, PrettyCraftLand, traditional names, unique names, unusual names, vintage names, whimsical names

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your crops grow faster and your diamonds shine brighter? Well, you’re in luck because this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us on this magical journey where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a talking llama who gives out free hugs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will have unlimited bacon for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SpyCraftNorway

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story about a norwegian dude who got caught tryna spy for china. like, what even?! if you wanna be part of the madness, come join us on this epic minecraft server. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos. join now before the norwegian spies come for you too!

NarwhalCraft: The Ocean’s Unicorns

Arctic animals, horned whales, majestic beings, marine life, marine unicorns, mystical beings, mythical creatures, narwhal behavior, narwhal conservation, narwhal facts, narwhal sightings, narwhal symbolism, NarwhalCraft, Narwhals, ocean creatures, ocean unicorns, oceans, sea animals, sea unicorns, tusked whales, underwater wonders, unicorns

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where narwhals are the unicorns of the ocean. u can ride them into battle against evil mermaids and krakens. we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with the fish people for rare items like enchanted seashells and sea cucumbers. our server is protected by a giant jellyfish that zaps griefers with its electric tentacles. join us and be part of the most bizarre and fantastical minecraft adventure ever!

CraftyFckr Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	107
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to be constantly trolled, griefed, and pranked by our team of mischievous moderators. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you try to survive in our chaotic world where the only rule is “Fuck you for playing!” So if you’re a glutton for punishment and enjoy a good challenge, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive our insane server!

DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

baby daddy, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotions, ex boyfriend, family, Fatherhood, involvement, long distance, love, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultrasound

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	5006
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4347	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

🤣🤰 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as rare as finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this rollercoaster of a pregnancy story!

Looking for a server where you can mine, build, and navigate complex relationships all at the same time? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out your ex is planning to move 12 hours away because he’s afraid of his mom’s opinion.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with exes, ultrasounds, and long text messages in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? 🤣🤰