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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! -
WeddingCraft: No Exes Allowed
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and photo displays!Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships of a Minecraft family? Join us and witness the epic battle over whose photo gets displayed in the virtual world. Will you side with the stepmother and stepsiblings who demand equality in photo representation, or will you stand your ground and proudly display only your late mom’s photo?
Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means causing chaos in the virtual family. Will you be the hero who restores family harmony, or will you be the rebel who refuses to conform to their demands?
Join our server now and embark on a hilarious journey filled with absurd demands, outrageous ultimatums, and plenty of laughs. Who knew that a simple photo display could cause so much virtual drama? Only on our Minecraft server!
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Exes and O’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the heartbreak of romantic movies reminding you of your ex! Join us and escape into a world where the only love story is between you and your diamond pickaxe. Say goodbye to Puppy Love 2023 and hello to a server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together! -
NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality
Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin! -
Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!
Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
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Blocky Heartbreakers: Where Creepers Explode and Exes Are Left Behind
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago? Look no further, because our server is like finding your soulmate in a world full of NPCs! Join us and experience a world where you can finally feel comfortable and loved, just like that one time in middle school.Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your past relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your ex had a body rating of 8.5/10, you won’t even care because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to notice.
So come on, leave all your emotional baggage at the door (or lock screen) and join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!
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Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!
Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.
And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?
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GOOMB SMP: Chill Vanilla Fun
Fun, Minecraft Community Vibes, Creative Expression Opportunities, Seasonal In-Game Celebrations, Dynamic Multiplayer ExperienceGOOMB SMP: Your New Minecraft Home!
Welcome to GOOMB SMP! This is a brand new vanilla SMP server, and the team is super pumped to kick off the first season! After a month of hard work, they are ready to share this fun journey with all of you.
What is GOOMB SMP?
GOOMB started with a bunch of pals who found each other through their love for Minecraft. They want to build a genuine community where everyone can have fun, make cool builds, and share laughs.
What to Expect
- In-Game Events: Get ready for fun times on holidays like Christmas, Halloween, and Easter!
- Discord Events: Join in for game nights and movie nights! They are open to your ideas too!
Upcoming Fun
- The end dimension opens this weekend! Don’t miss out!
- Game night is on the way, where everyone can play other games together!
Community Vibes
The GOOMB SMP crew is all about being friendly and helpful. They’ve built a great community, and they want you to be part of it!
Rules to Follow
To keep things cool, here are some simple rules:
- Follow all rules in-game and on Discord.
- No hate of any kind.
- No NSFW stuff.
- Be nice to everyone.
- Keep drama out.
- Act mature and use common sense.
Make sure to read the rules when you join. They will know if you don’t!
How to Join
- Join the Discord: Use this link to get started: Join GOOMB Discord
- Apply: After joining, you’ll see the rules and need to fill out an application. The mods will check it and let you know if you’re in!
Join now and be part of the GOOMB SMP family!