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Ex Blockerz R Us
So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again! -
ExSisExesWeddingDrama
Are you tired of family drama ruining your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your sister can’t steal your exes! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky siblings. Plus, our server has a special “uninvite” feature, so you can kick out anyone who causes drama – even if they run to their virtual parents for backup! Don’t let family rifts ruin your fun, join our server and build your happily ever after! -
ExBlockParty: No Exes Allowed!
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unruly kids at a birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of inflatable drama and cake chaos.We promise not to let any knife-wielding children ruin your fun, and if they do, we’ll make sure they pay for the damages (unlike a certain Jane we know). Plus, we offer two parties for the price of one, just in case you need to separate the troublemakers from the well-behaved guests.
So come join us for a virtual birthday bash like no other, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t be an AH, join our server today!
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CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.
So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?
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ExMissesMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of missing your exes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can create a whole village of exes to reminisce about! Build a house for each ex, complete with a creepy shrine dedicated to all the good times you had together. Who needs closure when you have virtual exes to haunt you forever? Join now and never feel lonely again! -
ExPrettyGF DramaCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life – it’s also a key component of our virtual world! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex social dynamics, just like in the story above.On our server, you’ll have the opportunity to confront your friends about who they think is prettier, engage in heated debates about beauty standards, and even receive feedback on your own appearance from complete strangers. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?
So come on in and join us for a wild ride of emotions, insecurities, and questionable friendship choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera that will keep you coming back for more!
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ExBlockerCraft
Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling zombies! Who needs an ex when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us now and say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to endless fun and adventure! -
Unf*ckableCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique opportunity to unfuck someone you’ve previously messed around with in-game. Ever accidentally hit a fellow player with your pickaxe instead of a block? Or maybe you accidentally stole someone’s diamonds and now they won’t stop chasing you? Well, on our server, you can undo those mistakes and start fresh with your virtual relationships!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton! So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Remember, on our server, anything is possible, even unfucking someone you’ve previously fucked.
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ExBlocker – No respawn for exes!
Are you tired of your ex constantly blowing up your phone with messages like “I miss you” and “Let’s give it another shot”? Well, imagine if you could escape all that drama by joining our Minecraft server!On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted ex-lovers trying to sneak back into your life. And if they somehow manage to find you in the game, you can unleash a horde of virtual zombies on them to show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret potion that, when consumed, gives you the power to banish your ex to a faraway land where they can never bother you again. It’s like a restraining order, but way more fun!
So why waste your time dealing with ex drama when you could be building epic structures and battling virtual monsters on our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to your ex for good!
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ExBlock Drama: Exes & Boundaries
Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of love triangles! Our virtual world is the perfect place to build a new life free from ex drama. Plus, our players are so obsessed with building epic structures that they won’t even have time to think about their exes. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!