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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1245	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

addiction, adult entertainment, BlockyHub, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fantasy vs reality, Guilt, Intimacy, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pornography, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-control, Server, sexual behavior, sexual satisfaction, shame, societal impact

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

BlinkCraft, blinken, blocks, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, north, regional stability, Secretary of State, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Votes:	8527	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	72
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mines Excavated:	1784	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!