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ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6496
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

BraveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	533
Players Killed by Monsters:	3873	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3171
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3005	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mines Excavated:	2168
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	662	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…