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  • Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

    Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the most insanely awesome Minecraft server ever! 🌟

    Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where cows rain down like diamonds and Creepers offer you beauty tips? Well, buckle up, because on our server, anything is possible! Here are some outrageous reasons to dive into this pixelated paradise:

      • Free Therapy From Your Ex: Join us to experience the world’s first Therapy Block! Rumor has it, if you build a replica of your ex’s face in dirt, the block will narrate their most embarrassing TED Talk about you. Get ready for some seriously cringeworthy insights and unexpected life lessons that may or may not include how they once tried to cook spaghetti with a blowtorch!

      • AI-Generated Creepers: Forget your average Creepers – here, they’re equipped with advanced AI that allows them to critique your building style! One moment you’re constructing a humble abode, and the next, you’re getting roasts that would make a stand-up comedian proud. “Why do you have 17 windows? Are you trying to be the Goldilocks of Minecraft aesthetics?!”

      • Portal to Your Wildest Dreams: Build just about anything in this server and stand a chance to be teleported directly into your greatest fantasy. Ever wanted to fight with pirate penguins in space while riding a flaming llama? We got you covered! What better way to distract yourself from reality than a pixelated realm filled with your weirdest daydreams?

      • The Great Witch’s Spell of Reluctant Love: Join us to experience the mysterious spell cast by the Great Witch of Blockshire! Seeking revenge on your ex? Build a shrine, and you’ll summon their ghostly avatar to help you build the ultimate “no hard feelings” monument that will play an endless loop of their most awkward moments on repeat.

      • Rage Quit Olympics: Test your skills in our exclusive minigame where you must dodge falling “Like” buttons from other players who’ve also been ghosted by their exes! The last one standing wins a trophy shaped like a heart, engraved with “I’m Over It!”

      • Enderman Karaoke Nights: Join us every Friday at the local Enderman hangout for an evening of karaoke. Belt out your ex’s favorite breakup songs while the Endermen awkwardly dance and question their life choices in the dark. Trust us; you haven’t truly lived until you’ve sung “Oops!… I Did It Again” to a crowd of confused Endermen!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where quirky meets chaos, and your wildest Minecraft fantasies can become reality (or something way weirder), come and join us! You won’t just survive; you’ll thrive in this beautifully insane Minecraft universe. 🎉🥳

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chairless Exes Crafting Chaos!

    Chairless Exes Crafting Chaos!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo listen up minecraft warriors! u gotta join this server, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen b4, i promise!

      • cats rule everything: so like, there’s this one guy, right, he moved in with his ex (like, bruh, what??) just to chill with their 37 cats!!! can u imagine? every block is purrfection with 37 cats running around giving u free loots, best waifu material ever.

      • furniture drama: renovate ur survival experience! got a wooden chair? throw it at a creeper! or, like, sell it for diamonds, but this dude refused to give up his 300$ throne for his EX! now that’s some big brain energy right there. who needs friends when u can have sweet, sweet furniture conflicts???

      • fight of the century: ever seen an epic brawl over a broken loveseat? we got drama bigger than Ender dragons flying around! tour the realm, just be careful in the living room – lord knows what’ll break next.

      • DIY chaos: wanna learn how to fix broken stuff? witness this dude try to fix his broken matches-up-this-loveseat sofa, it’s a total crafting disaster! there’s fire, there’s splinters, and oh boy, there’s gonna be a whole lotta “is this really gonna work??”

      • Friendly ghost: sign up and you might even see the ghost of a broken chair haunting players who don’t respect furniture! it’s a wild ride – furniture rights are the next big update!

      • all about the rooms: we got epic strategies to rent rooms and keep the good chairs to urself! u can even create secret rooms filled with beloved chairs, while ur ex rents a corner filled with busted TV pieces and regrets. it’ll be lit!

      • new friends, who dis?: forget ur IRL troubles, just dive into this server, where the only drama is who gets the last piece of cake in the crafting table. don’t worry if ur ex still hasn’t moved out – just rezz ur invisibility hacks and toss a cupcake to the cats. teamwork makes the dream work!

    get on this server if u wanna be part of the wildest minecraft community ever, where furniture comes alive, cats might steal ur diamonds, and conflicts are just an invite away! dont miss out on the best chaotic adventure ever!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExBlockerz – No Exes Allowed!

    ExBlockerz – No Exes Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this player’s love story.

    Are you ready to navigate the twists and turns of teenage romance, just like our player did with his ex? From middle school crushes to high school heartbreaks, our server is the perfect place to experience all the ups and downs of young love.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for redemption and reconciliation. Just like our player reached out to his ex after a year of silence, you can always find a way to make things right on our server.

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other, where the drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Who knows, you might even find your own virtual soulmate in the process!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExBlockRelations: No Exes Allowed!

    ExBlockRelations: No Exes Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with controlling, neglectful, and emotionally abusive players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience filled with fun and laughter!

    Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with toxic players like K 21m. On our server, you won’t find any players leaving babies alone in bathtubs or trying to force them to “cry it out” to the extreme. We prioritize a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

    And don’t worry about lazy players who expect you to do everything for them. On our server, everyone pitches in and works together to create an awesome community. Plus, we don’t tolerate any attempts to control others financially or emotionally. It’s all about having a good time and building epic structures together.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy family members trying to take over your virtual home. It’s all fun and games here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBlowjobBlues

    BlockyBlowjobBlues

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP