BlockyBlowjobBlues

aita, BlockyBlowjobBlues, Communication, don’t like, DUMPED, Exes, first relationship, giving head, Happy, Honesty, husband, Impress, Interest, Intimacy, kink, Marriage, not telling, relationship, Upset, upset husband

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockDigits: No digits for exes!

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, burnt down, Communication, concern, Decision making, Digits, distraught, Ego, emotions, Evacuations, ex, ExBlockDigits, Exes, LA fires, old house, privacy, relationship, Relevant, text, Upset

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of drama in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where exes can’t text you, boyfriends won’t get jealous, and houses don’t burn down (unless you accidentally set them on fire yourself, that is). Don’t let ego-driven breakups ruin your gaming experience – join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing on fire is your passion for building epic structures!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

ExFetishCraft

bizarre fantasies, bizarre fetishes, Exes, ExFetishCraft, kinks, kinky partners, odd behaviors, offbeat interests, peculiar fetishes, peculiar preferences, peculiar quirks, quirky turn ons, relationships, strange desires, strange obsessions, unconventional attractions, unique tastes, unusual habits, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of your ex with a weird fetish out of diamond blocks. That’s right, we encourage creativity and self-expression in the most bizarre ways possible.

Imagine the look on your ex’s face when they log on and see themselves immortalized in pixel art form, complete with their weirdest fetish on full display. It’s the ultimate revenge in the most hilarious way possible.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new fetish of your own along the way!

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

amicable breakup, Breakup, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, ex-couple, ex-partner, ex-relationship, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, ExBFFs, Exes, former partners, Friends, friendship, maintaining friendship, Minecraft, past relationships, reconciliation, relationships, smp, staying friends

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Ex Blockerz R Us

awkward, Blockerz, Breakup, chance encounter, Closure, emotions, ex, ex boyfriend, ex encounter, ex girlfriend, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-significant other, Exes, Memories, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationship history, social situation, unexpected meeting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Gods Slained:	0

So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again!

ExSisExesWeddingDrama

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Exes, ExSisExesWeddingDrama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family rift, Family Support, sibling betrayal, sibling rivalry, sister betrayal, sister drama, uninviting, wedding drama, wedding fallout, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	9483	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your sister can’t steal your exes! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky siblings. Plus, our server has a special “uninvite” feature, so you can kick out anyone who causes drama – even if they run to their virtual parents for backup! Don’t let family rifts ruin your fun, join our server and build your happily ever after!

ExBlockParty: No Exes Allowed!

ah, Allowed, Apology, Behavior, birthday parties, cakes, children, damages, ex husband, ExBlockParty, exclusion, Exes, family, Group Chat, inflatables, Kids, misbehaving, outbursts, SIL, Son, tantrums, Themes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unruly kids at a birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of inflatable drama and cake chaos.

We promise not to let any knife-wielding children ruin your fun, and if they do, we’ll make sure they pay for the damages (unlike a certain Jane we know). Plus, we offer two parties for the price of one, just in case you need to separate the troublemakers from the well-behaved guests.

So come join us for a virtual birthday bash like no other, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Casual, cattle, comparison, CraftyCreeper, emotional connection, Exes, Exploratory, female, INTIMATE, long term, Male, Minecraft, Perception, relationship, romantic involvement, Routine, serious, short-term, smp, SPIRITUAL, temporary, time spent, transactional

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.

So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?

FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

Animal Behavior, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Drama, FleaCraft, fleas, gfs, Girlfriend, living together, pet allergies, pet behavior, pet care, pet grooming, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet ownership conflicts, pet responsibilities, Pets, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mines Excavated:	3429
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.

So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

PixelPalsCraft

annoying character, disliked character, Expendable, extraneous, filler character, INSIGNIFICANT, Irrelevant, Main character, Movie, opinion, PixelPalsCraft, Pointless, superfluous, supporting character, Surplus, tv show, unimportant, unnecessary character, unnecessary plotline, unneeded, wasted screen time

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters and storylines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the main character is a talking llama who is obsessed with collecting socks. And don’t even get us started on the supporting characters – a group of sentient pickles who are always getting into trouble. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

MaduroCraftX: Opponent Edition

authoritarian regime, black X, Democracy, Dictatorship, Edition, freedom of speech, government corruption, human rights violations, intimidation tactics, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraftX, opponent, Opponents, opposition leaders, political intimidation, political persecution, Political unrest, Propaganda, protest, regime change, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANT TO BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!!! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMONDS OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!!!

ALSO, WE GOT SECRET BLACK X MARKS THAT GIVE U SUPERPOWERS LIKE TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF AT NIGHT OR SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM UR EYES!!! ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN UNLOCK THE MYSTERIES OF THESE MARKS AND BECOME LEGENDS IN THE LAND!!!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR?? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!!! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO!!! 🎉🎉🎉

FoodCrafters

agricultural innovation, Agricultural Technology, crop yield optimization, efficient farming, efficient food production., environmental impact, food production, food security, food sustainability, FoodCrafters, land conservation, land productivity, land use efficiency, less land, opportunities, produce food, reduced land footprint, Resource Management, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable practices

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

join dis server if u wanna grow carrots on da head of a zombie pigman. we got magical dirt dat makes crops grow faster den u can say “creeper”. u can have a whole farm on just one block, cuz why not? who needs space when u got magic dirt? come join us and see how much food u can produce from just a tiny patch of land. it’s like a buffet for ur eyes and ur tummy. so come on, join us and start farming like a boss!

AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!

Architects, AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, Economy, Griefers, Griefing, guides, HACKING, Join, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, multiple worlds, Player Trading, real, redstone contraptions, rules, smp, Spamming, Survival, teleport commands, Xray

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Server
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
Part of a growing network with creative server.
External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Please use common sense

If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply for the server?

A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.

Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?

A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.

Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.

Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.

Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abortion, biological children, Chad, Chad Criteria, Chads, Cheating, child support, Crafty, death, feats, financial support, impregnation, male prostitution, Minecraft, Modeling, murder, physical fight, Polygynous Relationship, rape, Regain Status, Server, sex work

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Crops Grown:	7002
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

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KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Farms Harvested:	797
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

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BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Animals Bred:	92

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