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HypothalamusHeatstrokeCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before!!! imagine this: you are a rat in the hypothalamus, just minding your own business when suddenly BAM! exertional heatstroke hits you like a ton of bricks. but fear not, because on our server, you can undergo heat acclimation and become a super rat with protective powers beyond your wildest dreams.

explore the depths of the hypothalamus, battle fierce enemies like evil neurons and rogue glial cells, and collect rare loot like protein power-ups and heat-resistant armor. with quantitative proteomics at your fingertips, you’ll have all the insights you need to conquer this crazy world and emerge victorious.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and let the madness begin! who knew being a rat in the hypothalamus could be so much fun?!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Votes:	4699	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7403	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	6671	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

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New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	8

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	560
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Star Shards Collected:	54
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!