But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!
Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!
And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!
Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.
So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?
So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!
come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! ððĪŠðĪŊ
watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! ðĩïļââïļðĨð
join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! ððĨðĨðĨ
remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! ððĪĢðĪŊðŪ
join us and u can, like, build urself the most JACKED avatar u can imagine! u can make those biceps bigger than ur head, bro! and the best part is, u don’t even have to lift a single weight! just mine some blocks and boom, instant gains!
we’ve got all the tools and resources u need to create the ultimate swole character. and with our custom plugins, u can show off ur muscles to all the other players in the server. they’ll be mirin’ ur gains, trust me.
so come on, join us on this totally rad minecraft server and flex on everyone with ur digital muscles. who needs real-life gains when u can have virtual gains, amirite? let’s get SWOLE, baby!
| Description |
|---|
| CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server IP? | crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only) |
| How can I join the community? | Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado. |
| What can I expect on the server? | Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh. |
| How long do iterations last? | Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content. |
| How can I contribute to nation-building? | Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia). |
But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!
