Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?
Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!
| Server Type | Version | Features |
|---|---|---|
| SMP | 1.21 | Vanilla, LGBTQ+ Friendly |
Commune SMP is a public cooperative SMP with a focus on community and creativity. Players can join without a whitelist and experience a pure vanilla gameplay environment.
Survival Multiplayer, Discord community, Dedicated server, High view distance, Protection from grief and stealing, Hard difficulty, Friends, challenge, and inspiration.
No griefing, cheating, stealing, or unwanted pvp. Respect all individuals. CoreProtect is used to moderate stealing and griefing.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a whitelist to join the server? | No, there is no whitelist. Players can join freely. |
| What version is the server running on? | The server is running on version 1.21 |
| Are there any rules against griefing or stealing? | Yes, griefing, cheating, stealing, and unwanted pvp are not allowed. CoreProtect is used for moderation. |
| What features make this server unique? | The server offers a public cooperative SMP experience with a focus on community and creativity. It also has no world border and limited administrative plugins. |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged you to a dance-off? Only on our server will you experience such absurdity and hilarity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
we got secret tunnels, hidden bunkers, and even a giant baguette cannon to defend ur base. join forces with other players dressed in berets and striped shirts to take down Le Potato and restore freedom to the land of baguettes and croissants.
so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against tyranny and carb-filled snacks. Viva la resistance!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love belly rubs.
So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
