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Survival War is a Minecraft Java and Bedrock PvP Survival server! There are many additions such as an economy included on the server: you can create shops yourself or use the server shop. There is a system to teleport you to other players!
The Green Cod is a simple survival world for those players who enjoy simplicity and want to forget about problems during their stay! This is a One-Man-Made server by Vergor and helped by friends to maintain – The thing is that everyone should be kind to everyone and the server is always in need of more staff and players!
Private minecraft server – CubLay Craft. The server is located on a good paid hosting. To access the server you need a license. A server with friendly players, without griefers and cheaters. Access to the server is absolutely free, to play on the server you need to fill out an application on our website.For details, write to the server manager’s discord – sasha_game
Survival Server 1.8-1.18.x VERY Difficult With PvP, Clans, Advanced Enchantments, Upgradable Skills, Battle Pass, Mobarena, Mobs with levels, and much more!
Steel PvP, is currently the only 1.16 HCF server! Create a faction, build a base, fight other players and get on top of the factions list.
IP: steelpvp.com
This is a survival server with old school Minecraft at its roots. This is not a fancy server with 100s of plugins. We are keeping it simple and using Factions with TNT block damage disabled as well as creeper explosions disabled. Raiding and PvP Encouraged, work for what you get and survive the vanilla Minecraft Experience. Some subtle plugins we have to promote good game play is mob health, player health, lag prevention plugins Anticombat logging. Cant wait to see you all.