Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
Why Choose Us?
Stability
Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to meet their player 2. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a magical concoction that guarantees you’ll find your soulmate within 24 hours of joining. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper – trust us, that love story doesn’t end well.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your single player days and hello to a world of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated PDA. Join our server today and let the love (and lava) flow!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ground is depleting faster than your mom’s wine stash at a party! the drought is so extreme and exceptional, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert! but don’t worry, we got plenty of water buckets to keep you hydrated while you build your epic base. join now and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of staying hydrated in a world where water is disappearing faster than your ex’s interest in you!
so this server is like taiwan but with 1000 armed drones, like what even is that?? imagine flying around in minecraft with a freaking army of drones at your disposal, you can rule the skies and take down any pesky creepers that come your way. plus, we got this sick new us arms sale going on, so you know it’s gonna be lit. join now and dominate the skies like a boss, or should i say a drone commander? haHA!
join this cray cray minecraft server where shadows are just a myth created by the sun to mess with us. our server is so lit that even the sun is like “what are shadows?” come build with us and experience a world where darkness is just a figment of your imagination. who needs shadows when you can have unlimited sunshine and rainbows in minecraft land. come join us and let’s all bask in the eternal sunlight together. #sunshineforever #shadowsarealie #minecraftmadness
Hello and Welcome, Are you tired of playing Minecraft for only a week or two with your friend group and then your world is left in the dust, well fear no more, A friend and I who love to build are tired of the same thing happening to our world. We love to build and we have so many projects planned and want to keep building endless things, but we also want to build a community that shares the same love for building. If you are just looking for a normal SMP that where all you need to do is build then come here. We have endless projects planned. The server is only one week old and has just been played on by me and a few other people. We need more people to help us finish our projects/farms/exc.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Mio’s streams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to battle it out with Yamato Phantasia manga characters in epic PvP battles. Our server is so crazy, we have a secret underground lair filled with Orisongs that will boost your gaming skills to the next level.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to private VODs of Mio’s most chaotic moments, guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. And if that’s not enough, we have group songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat while you mine for diamonds.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the most insane Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have Mio’s Nanoblock collection to admire? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support all kinds of love stories, even the ones that involve tracking phones and pounding on doors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own couch for unexpected guests like Chase, who just needed a place to crash after being kicked out for being fabulous.
Experience the thrill of evading angry parents who threaten to call the cops and sue you for being a good Samaritan. Who needs boring old rules when you can live on the edge and host runaway teens in need of a safe haven?
So come on over and join us on this chaotic journey filled with drama, love, and unexpected houseguests. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll find yourself in next!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting your head might just give you the ability to speak any language! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Creeper in French or negotiating with a Zombie Pigman in Mandarin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be able to understand what those chickens are clucking about.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a wild party in the mines and bust a move like never before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but beware of the giant squids throwing underwater dance parties.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world!
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is home to a magical pet realm where all animals can talk and share their deepest thoughts and desires. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a chatty pig or having a heated debate with a sassy parrot. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a loquacious llama. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
