Exdetainee Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	383
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3488
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	640	Gods Slained:	0

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	456	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	257	Potions Brewed:	106
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!