Excuses Minecraft Servers

Excuses

  • The Unjust and Glutenous Predators Minecraft SMP

    The Unjust and Glutenous Predators Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unjust predators ruining your Minecraft SMP experience? Join us on our server where we cull those who prey on the weak! We’re on a mission to purge the world of toxic players and bring back sanity and logic to the game. So if you’re ready to take down the KAKERGI agents and assets, grab your sword and join us in the ultimate culling adventure! Let the scum seethe as we clean up the server one player at a time. Don’t be a victim of dark energy, join us and be a part of the purge that will go down in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

    Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

    So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

    DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidCraft: No Excuses!

    KidCraft: No Excuses!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and crutches are weapons of choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Tyler and Brooklyn had an epic crutch battle that shook the entire family gathering.

    Witness the drama unfold as Tyler hurls crutches down the stairs like a pro, only to be thwarted by Brooklyn’s fierce determination to defend her territory. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to Elle, the ultimate defender of kids being “just kids” no matter what crazy antics they get up to. Watch as she shields Tyler from the wrath of the family, proclaiming that no one is hurt and he’s just a kid. Will her fierce loyalty be enough to save him from the consequences of his actions?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is always expected and crutches are more than just mobility aids, join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

    Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcuseMeNotPlayingOverwatch2MinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeNotPlayingOverwatch2MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked in Overwatch 2 by 12-year-olds who have way too much time on their hands? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of Steve riding a llama, participating in epic llama races, and engaging in intense llama battles (we really like llamas, okay?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the llama shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

    ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP