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BetterCraftNow!
behind schedule, better late than never, BetterCraftNow, Deadlines, delayed, efficiency, Excuses, last minute, missed opportunities, organization, Planning, procrastination, productivity, promptness, punctual, punctuality, regret, tardiness, Time management, time-sensitive, timelinessWhen you’re not playing on our epic Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the thrill of building your own floating castle in the sky while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled forest or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you enter our wacky world of pixelated madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-filled surprise waiting for you)! -
ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild
anger, Apology, bicycles, Bumper, driveway, Excuses, eye contact, kids behavior, neighbor’s kids, new car, Paranoid, parents, potential damage, property damage, Scratch, scratch removal, ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild, scratched car, Townhouse, YellingLooking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your pent-up anger on virtual kids instead of real ones? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.We offer a unique gameplay experience where you can reenact the scenario described above, but this time, the kids won’t get away with scratching your car. You can chase them down, demand an apology, and even make them pay for the damages in virtual currency.
Don’t wait for their parents to come home and handle the situation – take matters into your own hands on our server. Who knew yard work could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the fun begin!
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CliqueCraft Minecraft Server
Big collabs, Bijou, care, Cecilia, CliqueCraft, cliques, ecelebs, erb, Excuses, fart jokes, Fauna, FLIRTING, fuwamoco, GIGI, gura, gym, Henma, hololive english, irys, Japan, Kiara, Kronii, lusting, Manager, Minecraft, mori, Nerissa, Nijivshojofication, offstream, penis sizes, Server, sex jokes, Shiori, Twitch VtubersWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!
And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.
Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.
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HealthCraft Minecraft Server
Daughters, Excuses, expensive insurance, family, family income, family plan, Health Insurance, HealthCraft, hurtful comments, living in sin, long term relationship, Marriage, marriage material, medicaid, medical emergency, Minecraft, out of pocket, savings, selective doctors, Server, sole income, stay at home mom, TroubleWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!Join us for the craziest reasons ever – like, did you know that on our server, you can marry your in-game girlfriend of 13 years without any insurance drama? That’s right, no need to worry about network doctors or out-of-pocket expenses here!
And get this – our server is so magical that even if you make 90k in-game last year, your family of 4 can still qualify for all the benefits of being together. No need to stress about medical emergencies or family plans, because we’ve got you covered.
So come on over and join us for a wedding of epic proportions, where you can prove to your in-game girlfriend that you are indeed marriage material and deserve the best wedding ever. Don’t live in sin – live in blocks!
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Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds
BELIEF, blocktopia, cause, Commitment, conviction, Dedication, devotion, diamonds, Die, life’s work, love, loyalty, Martyrdom, Mission, Passion, Principle, purpose, sacrifice, Selflessness, ultimate goal, ultimate sacrifice, unwavering commitment, VALUESAre you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!
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CraftyDroneBuilders
African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflictcome join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history! -
Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy
Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Westernjoin our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together! -
Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!
Challenges, Chestshops, covid, ISLAND, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Other, Player Economy, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, UI, VanillaServer Name Novidium Server IP play.novidium.net Overview:
Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.
FAQ:
What type of challenges are available on Novidium?
Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.
How does the economy system work on Novidium?
There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.
What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?
There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.
How can players join Novidium?
Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net
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Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP
#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, UnΓ, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, worldAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!
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HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP
condemned, despised, disregarded, HateFreeZone, maligned, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, scapegoated, smp, stigmatized, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underestimated, Underrated, unfairly judged, unjustly criticized, Unloved, unvalued, vilifiedAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
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Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!
Adaptability, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., instant learning, Instantly, learn, lifelong learning, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, skill acquisition., Skillz4Dayz, success mindset, Time managementHave you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.
But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.
So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!