Excuses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HangryCraft

RESPONSIBILITY, Chores, Communication, common sense, Expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from majestic castles to intricate redstone contraptions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter hilarious situations like the one where your boyfriend promises to cook but blames the maid for not washing the pots in time. Who needs logic when you have Minecraft, right?

So come on in and let loose with us! And remember, if your boyfriend gets mad at you for something he did, just build him a virtual doghouse to sleep in – problem solved!

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GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

fitness goals, Excuses, lack of energy, workout excuses, workout routine

Bro, forget the gym, come join our Minecraft SMP instead! We have virtual workouts where you have to mine blocks and punch trees to get those gains. Plus, our server is so lit, we have a secret underground gym where you can battle mobs for your cardio. And don’t even get me started on our protein shake dispenser in the spawn area. It’s like, totally OP, bro. So what are you waiting for? Ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft fitness fun!

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TimeWasterz Minecraft Server

TimeWasterz, antisocial, socializing, Excuses, Maturity

Are you tired of friends trying to force you out of your introverted shell? Do you want a place where you can just be yourself without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and build your own introvert paradise, where you can decline social outings without any pushback. Need to study for that big exam? No problem, we support your decision to prioritize your education over a night out.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the pressures of socializing and just enjoy some peaceful building. Plus, we have virtual parties where you can socialize with other introverts who understand the struggle of being coerced into social events.

So come join us and say goodbye to friends who just don’t get it. Build your own world where you can be unapologetically introverted, because here, we respect your boundaries and won’t try to change you. Join now and let your introverted flag fly high!

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MineCraftyGhosted

worry, bad reception, stood up accusation, free concert, Excuses

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the ultimate love story! Imagine meeting your soulmate in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Who needs bumble when you can find true love while mining for diamonds?

Don’t worry about missed connections, our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure you never miss a message from your potential in-game partner. Whether you’re building a castle together or battling creepers side by side, love is just a /tp command away.

So why wait for fate to bring you together when you can join our server and create your own love story? Who knows, maybe your next date night will involve slaying dragons and exploring the Nether together. Don’t let bad reception ruin your chances at love, join our server today and start crafting your happily ever after!

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ConcertCraft Minecraft Server

tattoo, Concert, temptation, mcr, MONEY

Are you tired of friends who promise to pay you back but never do? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will owe you money for concert tickets! Our community is filled with players who prioritize their in-game currency over tattoos, so you won’t have to worry about getting ripped off. Plus, we have a special feature where you can sell virtual concert tickets to your friends if they don’t pay up – revenge has never been so fun! Join now and say goodbye to financial woes, and hello to a world where everyone pays their debts…in diamonds!

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BoyfriendBlobsNoCleanUp

RESPONSIBILITY, Boyfriend, Conflict, Boundaries, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the mess in your real life relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a clean and organized virtual world where you won’t have to deal with wet towels or piles of trash.

Our server is perfect for those who value cleanliness and order, unlike some boyfriends who can’t seem to clean up after themselves. On our server, you won’t have to worry about someone using your towels without washing them or leaving dishes to pile up for weeks on end.

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Our virtual world is a sanctuary for those who appreciate a tidy space and respect other people’s belongings. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to cleaning up – because let’s face it, nobody wants to deal with a messy Minecraft world!

So come on over and join us for a clean, organized, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than trying to get your boyfriend to do the dishes!

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SisFreeRidesNoMore

RESPONSIBILITY, Excuses, Plans, Flaky, Boundaries

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

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ElonCraft SMP: “Heil Herobrine”

controversy management, media scrutiny, public reaction, controversial statements, elon musk

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!

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MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

er, stressful, Blocking, antibiotics, resting

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

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&g t;Even Homeless Criminals Can Get A GF Minecraft SMP

Excuses, Stereotypes, societal norms, smp, Social Issues

🤣 Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where even homeless criminals can find love! That’s right, if you’re still single in the game, what’s your excuse? Our server is filled with so much romance and drama, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual soap opera. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while building your dream castle or fighting off creepers. So come join us and see if you can find love in the most unexpected places! 💕🏰💥 #HomelessCriminalsNeedLoveToo #MinecraftRomance #SoulmateSearch

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