Excuses – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HangryCraft

Birthday, Boyfriend, Chores, common sense, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, cooking preparation, Disappointment, Excuses, Expectations, Frustration, HangryCraft, household duties, Maid, misunderstandings, Pots, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Upset, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from majestic castles to intricate redstone contraptions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter hilarious situations like the one where your boyfriend promises to cook but blames the maid for not washing the pots in time. Who needs logic when you have Minecraft, right?

So come on in and let loose with us! And remember, if your boyfriend gets mad at you for something he did, just build him a virtual doghouse to sleep in – problem solved!

GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

busy schedule, Excuses, Exercise, fitness goals, fitness journey, gym, gym intimidation, gym membership, GymBlocker, health, healthy lifestyle, lack of energy, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, physical health, procrastination, self-discipline, smp, Time management, workout excuses, workout motivation, workout routine

Bro, forget the gym, come join our Minecraft SMP instead! We have virtual workouts where you have to mine blocks and punch trees to get those gains. Plus, our server is so lit, we have a secret underground gym where you can battle mobs for your cardio. And don’t even get me started on our protein shake dispenser in the spawn area. It’s like, totally OP, bro. So what are you waiting for? Ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft fitness fun!

TimeWasterz Minecraft Server

antisocial, Boundaries, college, Communication, Decline, Excuses, extrovert, friendship, Introvert, Maturity, Minecraft, outing, Party, peer pressure, Respect, Server, social events, socializing, study, Time management, TimeWasterz, work-life balance

Are you tired of friends trying to force you out of your introverted shell? Do you want a place where you can just be yourself without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and build your own introvert paradise, where you can decline social outings without any pushback. Need to study for that big exam? No problem, we support your decision to prioritize your education over a night out.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the pressures of socializing and just enjoy some peaceful building. Plus, we have virtual parties where you can socialize with other introverts who understand the struggle of being coerced into social events.

So come join us and say goodbye to friends who just don’t get it. Build your own world where you can be unapologetically introverted, because here, we respect your boundaries and won’t try to change you. Join now and let your introverted flag fly high!

MineCraftyGhosted

bad reception, bar, bumble, date, Excuses, Explanation, free concert, free gig, match, Messaging, MineCraftyGhosted, Miscommunication., missed connection, misunderstanding, reception issues, stood up, stood up accusation, text messages, Worried, worry

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the ultimate love story! Imagine meeting your soulmate in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Who needs bumble when you can find true love while mining for diamonds?

Don’t worry about missed connections, our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure you never miss a message from your potential in-game partner. Whether you’re building a castle together or battling creepers side by side, love is just a /tp command away.

So why wait for fate to bring you together when you can join our server and create your own love story? Who knows, maybe your next date night will involve slaying dragons and exploring the Nether together. Don’t let bad reception ruin your chances at love, join our server today and start crafting your happily ever after!

ConcertCraft Minecraft Server

Cash, college student, Concert, concert ticket, ConcertCraft, DEADLINE, Excuses, Expenses, Friend, grad school, mcr, Minecraft, MONEY, money owed, payment, Priorities, prioritize, sell ticket, Server, tattoo, temptation, ticket sale, wrong

Are you tired of friends who promise to pay you back but never do? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will owe you money for concert tickets! Our community is filled with players who prioritize their in-game currency over tattoos, so you won’t have to worry about getting ripped off. Plus, we have a special feature where you can sell virtual concert tickets to your friends if they don’t pay up – revenge has never been so fun! Join now and say goodbye to financial woes, and hello to a world where everyone pays their debts…in diamonds!

BoyfriendBlobsNoCleanUp

adjustment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlobsNoCleanUp, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict, depression, Disrespect, Excuses, exhaustion, Household, living together, mental health, organization, relationship, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Time management

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the mess in your real life relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a clean and organized virtual world where you won’t have to deal with wet towels or piles of trash.

Our server is perfect for those who value cleanliness and order, unlike some boyfriends who can’t seem to clean up after themselves. On our server, you won’t have to worry about someone using your towels without washing them or leaving dishes to pile up for weeks on end.

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Our virtual world is a sanctuary for those who appreciate a tidy space and respect other people’s belongings. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to cleaning up – because let’s face it, nobody wants to deal with a messy Minecraft world!

So come on over and join us for a clean, organized, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than trying to get your boyfriend to do the dishes!

SisFreeRidesNoMore

ADVANTAGE, Boundaries, compensation, convenience, Driving, Excuses, family, Flaky, Fun, Guilt, Help, oldest sister, Plans, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Siblings, SisFreeRidesNoMore, Transportation, Uber, youngest sister

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

ElonCraft SMP: “Heil Herobrine”

Accountability, Apology, Backlash, controversial statements, controversy, controversy management, downplay, elon musk, ElonCraft, Excuses, heil, Herobrine, hitler, media scrutiny, Nazi salute, offensive behavior, PR disaster, public figure, public image, public reaction, reputation management, salutes, smp, social media

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

&g t;Even Homeless Criminals Can Get A GF Minecraft SMP

acceptance, compassion, Criminals., DATING, Empathy, Excuses, Girlfriend, Homeless, Humanity, judgment, love, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, stigma, tEven, Understanding

🤣 Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where even homeless criminals can find love! That’s right, if you’re still single in the game, what’s your excuse? Our server is filled with so much romance and drama, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual soap opera. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while building your dream castle or fighting off creepers. So come join us and see if you can find love in the most unexpected places! 💕🏰💥 #HomelessCriminalsNeedLoveToo #MinecraftRomance #SoulmateSearch

What are Minecraft servers like NobleRealms ?

Active players, Boss Events, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, custom worlds, Discord Channel, fun server, Gaming Community, multiplayer server, online gaming, Pixelmon, player community, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, Quests, Server Events, server features, smp, social community, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The MCSociety – This server offers a similar Towny SMP experience with custom plugins and events to keep players engaged. Join the community today and experience the fun of building your own town and participating in player-run events.
PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pixelmon, this server is perfect for you. Explore a custom world filled with Pokemon, battle other trainers, and participate in exciting events. With a dedicated community and regular updates, PixelmonCraft provides an immersive experience similar to NobleRealms.
Enchanted Oasis – This server combines the Towny SMP experience with fantasy elements, custom worlds, and player shops. Dive into a world of magic and adventure, make new friends, and create your own unique story in this enchanting server.
CraftYourTown – With a focus on community building and player-run economies, CraftYourTown offers a similar Towny SMP experience to NobleRealms. Build your own town, trade with other players, and participate in server-wide events to earn rewards and become the ruler of your own kingdom.
Play.pokesociety.net – This server offers a unique twist on the Pixelmon experience, with custom plugins, events, and a dedicated community of Pokemon trainers. Join the fun and catch ’em all in a vibrant world filled with challenges and adventures.

Whether you’re looking for a Towny SMP server like NobleRealms or a Pixelmon server with a twist, these similar Minecraft servers offer a range of immersive experiences for players of all types. Join the community today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

play.noblerealms.com

DirtSmp

Economy, Hardcore, Survival, survival hardcore community creativity challenge exploration building redstone multiplayer adventure crafting PVP economy roleplay minigames modded vanilla plugins factions skyblock, Towny, Vanilla

The Dirt SMP – Hosted by TheDirtBlockShorts

Welcome to The Dirt SMP! A chill Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets challenge. Join us in this hardcore SMP where you have 3 lives to build, explore, and thrive. Whether you’re into massive builds, cozy homes, or redstone contraptions, this server is all about community, fun, and pushing your Minecraft skills to the limit. But remember, every decision counts—run out of lives, and it’s game over!

Are you ready to leave your mark? Join The Dirt SMP today and start your adventure!

play.dirtblock.org

HBNetwork

Casual players, Community, competitive players, custom-designed servers, Factions, game modes, Gameplay experience, HBNetwork, Minecraft, PvP, Server

HBNetwork is a well-established Minecraft network that offers a variety of game modes and experiences for players of all types. Known for its strong community and commitment to delivering a top-tier gameplay experience, HBNetwork has built a reputation for providing fun, engaging, and custom-designed servers that cater to both casual and competitive players.

hbnetwork.xyz:25796

ResortCraft: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Now serving version 1.21.1 on the East Coast US!

1.21.1, building techniques, Charm, classic, Coast, collaborative spirit, cream, early days, east, Fun, golden era, Ice, in game, Introduce Yourself, jump, laid back, Memories, newer player, old school, Resortcraft, Roots, seeing you, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, serving, Simplicity, Throwback, Version, veteran player

Server Name	ResortCraft
Theme	Throwback to the early days of 2010s Minecraft
Description	ResortCraft is an ode to the golden era of Minecraft, focusing on old-school building techniques and collaborative gameplay.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does ResortCraft support?

ResortCraft currently supports Minecraft Java Edition 1.16.5.

2. Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are aimed at creating a friendly and welcoming environment for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

3. Can I join ResortCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! We welcome players of all experience levels, whether you’re a veteran player or just starting out. Our community is friendly and supportive, and we’re here to help you get started.

4. Is ResortCraft a modded server?

No, ResortCraft is a vanilla Minecraft server. We aim to recreate the classic Minecraft experience without any mods or custom plugins.

5. How can I get involved in the community on ResortCraft?

The best way to get involved in the ResortCraft community is by joining our Discord server. Here, you can chat with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and news.

6. Can I collaborate with other players on building projects?

Absolutely! Collaborative building is encouraged on ResortCraft. Feel free to team up with other players to work on shared projects and creations.

7. Are there any specific building challenges or events on ResortCraft?

We occasionally host building challenges and events on ResortCraft to keep things fun and engaging for our players. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Italian Ladies Minecraft Server

anthropology, Behavior, Competition, culture, customs, Evolution, female competition, female Italians, Gender Roles, Italian, italy, ladies, mating, Minecraft, natural habitat, Observation, reproductive resources, research, Server, social dynamics, society, study, tradition, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness female Italians in their natural habitat, competing for reproductive resources! Watch as they build elaborate structures to attract mates, mine for diamonds to show off their wealth, and engage in epic PvP battles to prove their dominance. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the mating rituals of Italian women! So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Safe C++ Partnership Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, borrow checker, C++ Alliance, C++ Standard Library, Code, data structures, Draft, Engineer, memory-safe, Minecraft, paper accepted, Partnership, Proposal, Safe, Safe C++, Safe C++ Extensions, Safe Standard Library, Safety, Sean Baxter, smp

Are you tired of your Minecraft builds crashing and burning like a failed redstone contraption? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server has partnered with the legendary engineer, Sean Baxter, to develop the Safe Minecraft Extensions proposal!

With the Safe Standard Library, you can say goodbye to those pesky memory leaks and crashes. Our extensive library addition will provide you with robust, memory-safe implementations of essential building blocks and tools. No more falling through the world or losing your precious diamonds to a glitch!

Join our server now and experience the safety and security of the Safe Minecraft Extensions. Build to your heart’s content without fear of disaster striking. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the safe building begin!

Kid-FreeCraft

baby, Boundaries, child behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional, Friend, Frustration, Guilt, house rules, KidFreeCraft, Kids, new mom, overwhelmed, parenting, postpartum adjustment, self-care, sleep deprivation, stress, Support, visitor etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent and provide a kid-free zone for you to relax and unwind!

Are you tired of your friend bringing over their unruly child who wreaks havoc on your virtual house? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against bringing kids into the game. No more virtual dog food being thrown around, no more TVs being poked, and definitely no more hitting other players’ babies (yes, that’s a thing on our server).

Join us and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the stress of dealing with other people’s kids. Our server is a safe space for new parents who just want to build, mine, and craft in peace. So come on in, leave the kids at home, and let’s have some fun together!

MealCommit SMP

Commitment, culinary preferences, Decision making, everlasting meal, favorite dish, food choice, food selection, forever meal, lifetime meal, long-term commitment, meal commitment, meal decision, meal for eternity, meal planning, meal selection, MealCommit, one meal for life, plate choice, single meal choice, smp, stuck with one meal, ultimate meal

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only meal you’ll ever eat is a virtual plate of pixelated steak! Why settle for a variety of food when you can have the same delicious steak every day? Join us and experience the thrill of constantly craving different foods while only being able to eat steak. Will you survive the never-ending steak challenge, or will you go mad with meaty monotony? Only one way to find out – join our SMP now!

UglyKidNamesMC

awful names, baby names, bizarre names, cringeworthy names, funny names, name shaming, Naming, naming fails, naming trends, odd names, regrettable names, strange names, ugly name, UglyKidNamesMC, unattractive names, uncommon names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

EuroProtest Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economic, Europe, European countries, EuroProtest, finance, Global, Government, imf, international monetary fund, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, Nine, Political, protest, resolution, resuming missions, russia, sanctions, Server

LOL, imagine if the IMF was a Minecraft server, and these nine European countries were like, “NO WAY, we don’t want you coming back to Russia!” Like, they’re all teaming up and building giant pixelated signs that say “NO IMF ALLOWED” in front of the server spawn point. And then the IMF is just like, “But guys, we just want to help with the economy and stuff!” But the countries are all like, “NOPE, not on our watch!” It’s like a crazy political drama, but in Minecraft form. Join our server for all the pixelated protests and drama you could ever want! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the IMF spies. It’s a wild ride, so come join us now!