ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

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DollarTreeDeliCraft

Bad Sister, beggars can’t be choosers, bills, Borrow, BROKE, Cash, dog, dollar tree, DollarTreeDeliCraft, emergency vet, food stamps, groceries, ground beef, health issues, Hungry, husband, Meatloaf, OFFENDED, payback, Rent, sister, Weed

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

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MasterOfMinecraftSMP

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OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our leader is a talking cow named MooMoo who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy.

One time, we had a massive PvP battle with a horde of evil chickens who were trying to take over the server, but we defeated them with our enchanted swords and epic parkour skills. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava just for fun.

So if you’re looking for a crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us on this server! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll all ride giant squids into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a giant statue of a potato out of solid gold. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.

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BlockyDicks R Us

attention seeking, BlockyDicks, Boundaries, Communication, consent, dick pics, Explicit messages, Flirty messages, gender dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, online behavior, online dating, positive reactions, relationship expectations, Respect, sexting, sexting etiquette, sexual harassment, Sexual responses, social media etiquette, validation

Are you tired of sending unsolicited dick pics and getting blocked immediately? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to showcase your… building skills! That’s right, instead of sending inappropriate photos, you can impress others with your epic creations in our virtual world. Who needs dick pics when you can send pics of your giant pixelated castle? Join now and leave the unsolicited pics in the past!

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SwedishCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic region, cooperation, Defense, defense strategy, deployment, Europe, global presence, international relations, LATVIA, Military, military exercise, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Swedish forces, SwedishCraft, Troops

OMG u guys u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a legit war zone with Swedish forces and stuff. Like, they’re all in Latvia fighting with NATO and it’s like the biggest deployment ever. Imagine all the crazy battles and explosions you can be a part of in this Minecraft server. Plus, the Swedish forces are super cool and will totally protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. It’s gonna be lit, fam. Join now before it’s too late!

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UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!

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Invictus

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Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Do you accept new players?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online.

Tipsy Fury 1.21

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a store when you’re drunk and angry! You never know who’s gonna talk shit along the way, just like in the game! It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. Plus, the snacks in this server are top-notch, virtual munchies for days! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship breakups are a thing of the past! Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player left her toxic friend group.

On our server, you can be anyone you want to be, even an auditor or a secretary (or both, we don’t judge)! No need to worry about jealous friends or ghosting group chats, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.

So come on in and build your own world where you never have to apologize for something you didn’t do. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our community is here to support you through thick and thin.

Join now and leave the drama llama behind, because on our server, the only thing we’re guilty of is having too much fun!

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SisSassNoTalkMC

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Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your own family? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only gossip you’ll hear is about who stole whose diamonds in a PvP battle!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No more emotional breakdowns or arguments over trivial things – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And if you’re worried about trust issues, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone can come together to build, explore, and create without fear of betrayal or backstabbing. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to shut down any drama before it even begins.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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RidicCraft: Normal is Overrated

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Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing considered normal is building giant statues of llamas! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like riding pigs through obstacle courses and battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in the game is hidden somewhere on our server – find it and you’ll unlock unlimited tacos for life! So why settle for society’s ridiculous norms when you can join us and embrace the insanity of Minecraft?

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