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ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	86761
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Emeralds Found:	2300	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mines Excavated:	2839	Ores Mined:	9904
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Void Armor Forged:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Votes:	9186	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Votes:	1712
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	573	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

BlockbusterSteve

all time, Beloved, BlockbusterSteve, character study, Cinema, Cinematic, classic, favorite movie character, fictional, film, Hero, heroine, iconic, Legendary, memorable, most loved, Protagonist, silver screen, Timeless, top choice, unforgettable

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blowin’ Flagz Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!