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SisB4MIL: No public outings without both!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with MILs obsessed with good-looking children and parents standing up for their autistic daughter’s rights.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic battle between a shallow MIL and a father who refuses to let her show off only one of their children. – Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means causing family drama in the virtual world. – Help our daughter come into her own and show the world that being different is beautiful. – Explore our server and discover unique features just like our good-looking son with an exotic mix of races.

Join now and be a part of the craziest family drama Minecraft server has ever seen!

PerfectGame 10/10 SMP

10/10 video game, best video game, best video game ever, favorite video game, greatest video game, highest rated video game, must-play video game, perfect video game, PerfectGame, smp, top video game, top-rated video game, ultimate video game, video game, video game excellence, video game masterpiece, video game of the year, video game perfection, video game rating, video game recommendation, video game review

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time playing any other game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate virtual world adventure? We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the 10/10 video game of a lifetime!

AgeGapCraft

acceptance, age difference, age gap relationships, AgeGapCraft, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, generational differences, judgment, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, older partner, relationship dynamics, romance, social expectations, societal norms, societal views, Stereotypes, unconventional relationships, younger partner

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	126	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Age Gap Village, where couples with an age gap of 10+ years live in harmony and build pixelated love nests together. Who knew that virtual romance could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time?

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find your own age-gap soulmate among the chaos and madness.

FingerTunesCraft

alternative realities, Artistic exploration, creativity, dexterity, different quantity, Fingers, FingerTunesCraft, hand movements, Hands, human anatomy, imagination, innovation, instrumental skills, Music, musical composition, musical evolution, musical expression, musical theory, physical limitations, playing instruments, Unique

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if we had more fingers, the music would be like, BOOM BOOM BOOM instead of like, doo doo doo. it’s like, a whole new world, man. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness? come join us and let’s make some wacky music together, bro!

BrainFogCraft

air quality, Awareness, Brain, BrainFogCraft, cognitive challenges, dementia, Environment, hazard, health, Impact, LUNGS, mental health, Neurological, Pollution, public health, research, respiratory, Risk, smoke, STUDIES, Wildfire

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Farms Harvested:	816
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7929
Void Armor Forged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

lol, u dont want ur brain to get smokey like a bbq, join our epic minecraft server and keep ur brain cells safe from the wildfire smoke!! our server is like a fresh breath of air for ur brain, no smoke allowed here, only epic adventures and crazy builds.

we have so many wild and wacky things to do on our server, like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even racing llamas through obstacle courses. u never know what kind of madness u will find on our server, but one thing is for sure, u will never be bored!

so come join us and protect ur precious brain from the dangers of wildfire smoke, and have a blast while u do it. who knew saving ur brain could be so much fun?!

Moonbat: where we keep it semi-vanilla but the chaos is full-fat! 1.20.6

1.20.6, Chaos, Creative, fullfat, Griefing, Ip:, Join, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, safe progress, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, survival rewards, Version, viafabricplus

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4611	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Creative Server	Explore your creativity and build amazing structures without any limitations
Survival SMP – No Griefing	Join a friendly community where you can survive and thrive without the fear of griefing
Survival SMP – Griefing Allowed	Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed

Both SMP maps will not reset, ensuring that your progress is safe. The server is regularly updated and maintained, with occasional player events offering survival rewards.

Server IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Current Version: 1.20.6 (You can join using version 1.21 with ViaFabricPlus)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft version 1.21?	Yes, you can join using version 1.21 with ViaFabricPlus
Is there a creative server on Moonbat Minecraft?	Yes, there is a creative server where you can build without limitations
Are the SMP maps regularly reset?	No, both SMP maps will not reset, ensuring your progress is safe
Does the server host player events?	Yes, there are occasional player events with survival rewards

ChinaLove Minecraft Server

Asian dating, China, ChinaLove, chinese culture, chinese dating, Chinese love, Chinese relationships, Chinese singles, cross-cultural relationships, DATING, dating in china, finding love, international dating, long distance relationships, love, love in China, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, online dating, relationships, romance, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find your soulmate in China – virtually, of course. Who needs Tinder when you can build a pixelated empire with your pixelated lover?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant panda wearing a top hat.

Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just find love and riches beyond your wildest dreams in China!

ElectionEnderMC SMP – YoungVotersDecide

campaign issues, Civic Duty, DECIDE, Democracy, election, election day, ElectionEnderMC, Electoral Process, Gen Z voters, millennial voters, Political Engagement, political influence, political participation, Politics, smp, voter demographics, voter turnout, Voting, voting power, voting rights, young voters, YoungVotersDecide, youth activism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a young voter who will decide the fate of our virtual world. Will you build a democracy or start a dictatorship? The choice is yours, and it’s all up to the power of the young voters!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is running for president, and he’s promising to build a wall around the Nether to keep out all those pesky mobs. Will you support his campaign or join forces with the Creeper Party for some explosive policies?

Join us on this wacky adventure and let your vote be heard in the most ridiculous election ever seen in Minecraft history!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Amends, Cruelty, DadCraft, difficult relationship, dying father, emotional pain, emotionally abusive, family dynamics, forgiveness, healing, Heartless, mental health, Minecraft, neglectful, PRESSURE, reconciliation, Scars, Server, terminal cancer, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family issues? Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you can create your own storyline and be the hero of your own adventure. No need to reconcile with a dying father here – unless you want to roleplay that for some epic drama!

We understand the importance of mental health, so feel free to block any toxic players just like you’ve blocked out toxic family members. Our server is a safe space for you to express yourself and have fun without any judgment.

So, join us today and let’s build a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any pressure to forgive anyone or take on unnecessary emotional baggage. Let’s game on and leave the real-world drama behind!

CraftyMournerSTFU

aita, Book Club, car accident, CraftyMournerSTFU, DAUGHTER, deviant lifestyle, family, Grief, grieving parent, hostile environment, living child, Loss, Marriage, mourning, phone calls, Privilege, raising children, Son, sympathy points, Transgender

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	7475
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	7802	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring book clubs where people just talk about symbolism and character development? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where we build worlds filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no judgmental book club members.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly, a wild “Madison” appears! But don’t worry, on our server, you can tell her to shut the f*ck up without any consequences. Plus, we have a special grief-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild without any “my child is dead” interruptions.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the pain of losing a child, but also knows how to handle a “Madison” when she starts talking nonsense? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s build a world where grief and judgment are left at the door.