2024 Best ExcuseCraft New Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!

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Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

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Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

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ciladex.net

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A simple, semi-vanilla server. Nothing fancy, but if you want a server to play on, here ya go. Only non-vanilla features we have are homes, land claims, messaging, tpa, and only half of online players need to sleep to pass night. The server was made public on 2/10/2022. Pretty much anything goes.

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Naruto modded smp

Anime, Cracked, Modded, Modpack, Naruto, Need Players, smp

The Mods are:https://www.mediafire.com/file/0l4qatoa7k2vpkm/NarutoMods.rar/file (Drag this into your mods folder and extract it)The version is 1.7.10 and the ip is NarutoOPSMPkhTU.aternos.meDiscord: https://discord.gg/2Pdxj9Tn((Best to join the discord first so if there is a problem i can help you))

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HypixLand Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Fly, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Without Launcher

The owner of the HypixLand server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MedievalPvP

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Server Info & Features 1.8 COMBAT Factions PVP KOTH Events w/ Custom Arenas In Game Rank Progression Combat Log 10k World Boarder End & Nether Warps (5K World boarder) Discord – https://discord.gg/VhyPEKjc

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The Experiment

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

No Rules there is a plugin to protect your stuff with a golden shovel so protect your shit. Just be chill and there shouldn’t be any problems its a brand new server so i am looking for staff. get to know me to earn it.

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Arkadiax network

Bed wars, ClanWars, FullPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Survival

ARKADIA NETWORKArkadia Network is a new Spanish Minecraft server that is packed with fun games to play. It has skyblock, skywars, survival 1.18 and a custom survival 1.8. This server also has PTC, which stands for Protect the Core. Come on in and check out Arkadia Network where you’re sure to find something you like!store:tienda.arkadiax.netdiscord: discord.gg/P4ZqMmePM9IP: mc.arkadiax.net

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ExileLand Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Large Online, Pirate, Private, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

✨ ExileLand – This is a Minecraft server on version 1.19+ with elements of an RPG setting. Here you can feel like a real hero: fight bosses, improve your equipment, organize raids with your friends. The character level system will also not let you get bored. The main innovation is unique items with completely different effects and mechanics, as well as completely new bosses. And no, this is not a server with mods, everything here is built on a server resource pack, which means: you can just go in and play! This world is already waiting for you, exile!

⚜️ We have cool features:– The server was created without mods, only Resource-Pak– Ideal optimization for weak PCs– Bosses with 5D models– Unique items without mods– Unique world generation– New dimension– Pets– Cosmetic items– Cases– Works– Faction system– Character leveling– Top enchantments– Battle Pass

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, add new content, update old content and discover new modes!

Server address: play.exileland.suServer website: exileland.suVK group: vk.com/exilelandDiscord channel: discord.gg/45rKvCced9

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Dupekill

PvP, Survival

New non-toxic Dupe + Lifesteal server. Play with your friends, dupe along the way. Most important have fun! A freindly community and nice staff! Join Dupekill.minehut.gg Now!

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DracoCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Minecraft survival custom server, with custom enchantments and a unique world to explore!

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Dawnsmp semi-vanilla

Multiplayer Survival

The Dawn is Bright. ☼

Welcome to Dawn SMP! Dawn SMP is a simple survival server taking the core mechanics of Minecraft and elevating the experience as a whole. Built from the ground up to create the best experience possible for those who like to keep it simple.

Below are some of the features that make this server great!

– Land claim– McMMO– Jobs– Rentable Player Shops– Auction House– PVP Arena– Interactive rank system. 20 free ranks to earn in-game. Each rank contains new and exciting rewards!– Earn a FREE Donator Rank by giving the server a heart and diamond on Planet Minecraft!– No PTW– Crates (Everything available to earn)– Mob Catchers (Coming Soon)– Better Sleeping– Daily Rewards– Sell ores and crops at Admin Shop!

Join the Discord community at discord.gg/Br7QENPUCx

Come stop by! We are excited to see you!

Server Launch Special

Come enjoy a 1.5x McMMO boost through the entire month of May! Get a head start on those McMMO levels! You will need them!

Also, log 12 hours of playtime on the server within the first month to receive a special reward! This reward is a special item you can show off later proving you are an OG to the server.

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