Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!
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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!
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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!
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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!
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Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!
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ExcuseCraft 2.0
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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?
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PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pastor is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and uncover the mysteries of small eyes and big dreams. Our server is so inclusive, even insecure glasses wearers are welcome to join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a 40-year-old married man with 3 kids and a wife to team up with on your adventures! So come on down and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.
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RedditCraft Minecraft Server
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PoseidonVsMexDeityCraft
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LOL U GUYS, SO THE GODS WERE LIKE SUPER PISSED OFF, RIGHT? LIKE, MEXICO WAS TRYING TO PUT UP A STATUE OF POSEIDON, BUT THEN THIS LOCAL DEITY WAS LIKE “NAH, BRO, THIS IS MY TURF.” AND THEY GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT, LIKE A GODLY RAP BATTLE OR SOMETHING. AND THEN MEXICO WAS LIKE “FINE, WE’LL CANCEL POSEIDON, NO BIG DEAL.”SO, LIKE, IF U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, U CAN BE LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING. U CAN HAVE EPIC BATTLES WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND CLAIM YOUR TURF. MAYBE U CAN EVEN BUILD A STATUE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A GODLY RAP BATTLE WITH OTHER PLAYERS. IT’S GONNA BE LIT, BRO. JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE GODLY DRAMA.
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FovealCraft: V1 to V4 Upgrade
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join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be transformed into a potato by the neural manifolds in V1!!! top-down signals from V4 will target ur foveal region and make u see things u never thought possible!!! become a potato master and rule over all the other veggies in the land!!! come join now for a wild ride of brain damage and mispellings!!!
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Get lost on Lake Mountain and try not to die! (But seriously, join our whitelist server)
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Lake Mountain SMP Server Overview
Lake Mountain SMP is a Survival server that is compatible with your vanilla Minecraft instance (1.21).
Vanilla + Mods:
The server offers many enhancements for Quality of Life, performance, world generation, and extra fun. Players are also encouraged to add enhancements to their own client.
The Server is located in North America, with players from all over the world.
Players can join the server’s Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/7MVvBgvr
Server Details
Minecraft Version: 1.21
Seed: 14000017
Tools & Weapons
- More Effective Tools
- Timber
- Axes and Bows enhancements
- Durability Ping
- Rotation Wrench
Gameplay
- Graves
- Storm Channeling
- Fishing
- Armor Statues
- Fast Leaf Decay
- Clumps
- Horse Buff
Information
- Discord Chat integration
- afk display
- Unlock all recipes
- Villager Death messages
- Track Statistics
- Villager workstation highlighting
Crafting Tweaks
- Smelt Rotten Flesh to Leather
- Cauldron Mud/Concrete
- Charcoal to Black Dye
- Wool to String
Blocks
- Mini Blocks
- Player Head Drops
- Silk Touch Budding Amethyst
- Husks Drop Sand
- Custom Nether Portals
World Gen
- Explorify
- Heaths
- Geophilic
Mobs
- Anti-Enderman/Ghast griefing
- Double Shulker Shells
- Dragon Drops
- Silence mobs
Gamerule Specifics
- Firetick off
- Sleep requirement
Performance and Backend
- Fabric/Lithium/DiscordChat/Ferritecore/Krypton
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server only for North American players? No, players from all over the world can join. Are there specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? Yes, players are expected to follow the server’s code of conduct as outlined in the Discord server. Can players use mods on the server? Yes, players can use mods to enhance their gameplay experience. How often is the server reset or updated? The server undergoes regular updates and resets to improve performance and introduce new features. Is there a specific age requirement to join the server? Players must be 13 years or older to join the server.
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AnonCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being misled by the political system? Join our Minecraft server and create your own government where the people truly have the power! Forget about Biden and Trump, on our server, you can be the one in charge. No more fake democracy, only true freedom for all players. Build your own utopia and overthrow the oligarchy of rich players and powerful mobs. Join us and let’s create a world where everyone has a voice and authority is a thing of the past. SAGE ALL SLIDE THREADS and join the revolution!
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Dark Maga’s Mine
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – D A R K M A G AARKMAGA! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of magical llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft sorcery. They can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and ride around on flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold!
2. The spawn point on our server is actually a portal to another dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right. Candy. You can build your dream house out of chocolate bars and marshmallows. Just watch out for the gummy bear mobs!
3. We have a secret underground city on the server where players can engage in epic battles against giant spiders and evil wizards. The loot is insane, with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in PvP.
4. Our server has a custom mini-game called “Llama Racing” where players can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. It’s like Mario Kart, but with more fur and spit.
So what are you waiting for? Join D A R K M A G AARKMAGA today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!
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BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server
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So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of adventure, romance, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate waiting for you in the digital sunset.
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CraftyBoomers30+
Are you tired of those pesky youngins running around on Minecraft servers, causing chaos and mayhem? Well, fear not my fellow oldies! Join our Minecraft server for players aged 30 and above, where the only chaos you’ll find is trying to figure out how to craft a diamond pickaxe!Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of 20-somethings tried to infiltrate our server, thinking they could outsmart us with their quick reflexes and sharp wit. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were even born! Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated and sent back to their baby servers where they belong.
So come join us on our server, where the only griefing you’ll experience is when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT (we’ve all been there). And remember, age is just a number, but experience is everything in the world of Minecraft!
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BorderBlockParty
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