ExcuseCraft – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!
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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.
Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!
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Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!
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Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

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ExcuseCraft 2.0
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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

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D.c united
action, Custom Items, Economy, Grinders, Modded, PvP
Ladies and Gentlemen, the time has come! We are proud to show you our latest and probably greatest server yet. D.C United! Featuring mods like Fisk Heroes, Galactic Craft, Thaum Craft, Harvest Craft, and more. This server has challenges you’d definitely want to complete with your friends. Like colonizing planets & moons, mastering magic, creating huge reactors and more. Featuring heropacks like Secrets and Iron Maniac, there’s many many different suits to collect and use. Create them with your friends and create your own superhero clan! That’s not all either. We are featuring close to 20 different dimensions to travel to! All ranging from planets in our solar system to some light years away. And we are planning on expanding your travels!
play.fiskheroesunited.com

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MineFun – ANARCHY MCPE server Minecraft
I’ve been looking for a good survival server for a long time
your favorite game?
Then you’ve come to the right place
With us you can get a completely free donation! We made interesting duels that many people liked. If you don’t believe it, you can check it)
Phoenix – This is a cool survival server where you will find a lot of friends!
Our advantages:
☆ Rare wipes
Yes, no one likes wipes. You have been building your house for a long time, but suddenly it disappears. Why can’t you just not do them? -You can’t go anywhere without them. Why?
1. The load on the server is greater if there are a lot of chunks and blocks loaded by players.
2. Don’t you also like it when you spend a long time looking for a place to put your home but can’t find a secured area? After the wipe, there is more space to build a place.
Polite administration
Support works for you and tries to answer your questions as quickly and clearly as possible. You definitely won’t be left without an answer.
A lot of new!
Every week we add new features, plugins, and update the server. So that you don’t get bored
What are you waiting for? Come and visit us soon!
IP: phoenix-pe.ru
Port: 19132
Autodonate: pay.phoenix-pe.ru
play.phoenix-pe.ru:19132

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GradientMC
Survival, Towny
Welcome to GradientMC! GradientMC is a 1.18.1 survival server with the Residence plugin, so you can claim a piece of land and protect your builds, build your base and interact with other players.
play.gradientmc.com

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Kzomo
Economy, PvP, Survival
this server is a friendly community and has a really hard working admin and owners, be sure to join the discord and meet all the member, this server supports minecraft versions 1.17.1 – 1.8
Mc.Kzomo.Net

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Teachable smp
Cracked, Economy, Survival, Vanilla
Teachable SMP is the Best survival Bangladeshi Minecraft server. Teachable SMP is one of the most popular servers in Bangladesh. we have custom vanilla survival gameplay, Our survival server gives the best ping so you won’t get any lag. We’re constantly banning hackers, and we have plugins that players can’t hack. We’re always trying to improve our server. hopefully, we can give you the best Survival experience in Teachable SMP.
SERVER IP:JAVA: mc.teachablesmp.xyzBEDROCK/PE: mc.teachablesmp.xyz
mc.teachablesmp.xyz

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mc.MineBand.site Version .. Brawl Town Crypto City server Minecraft
The owner of the server “mc.MineBand.site Version .. Brawl Town Crypto City” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
mc.mineband.site

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Technocraft bedrock
Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla
This is a minecraft bedrock and java server with loads of cool commands made by the staff we include a luxurious looking spawn a information room and many more features for this server.
turning server on perms website: https://add.aternos.org/Technocraftbedrock
Technocraftbedrock.aternos.me:25028

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Blockeley
Creative
Blockeley is a 1:1 replica of the UC Berkeley Campus as well as the surrounding city! Join our discord for information about socials, events, and concerts!
mc.blockeley.com

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Arby s
Pve Survival, Pvpraiding, TOWN
We’re chill. We stream.And we make a lot of meme.
Owned by a plugin developer. Custom town rpg server.
Join our discord: https://discord.gg/e5ymk9s
Buy Arbyeus curly fries now with more bius
paingalore.com:25580

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Solar [полу-Ванильный сервер ] Minecraft server
The owner of the “Solar Semi-Vanilla Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
solar.minecraft.rent:25578

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