ExcuseCraft

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!
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Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.
Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!
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Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!
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Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

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ExcuseCraft 2.0
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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

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MineFitCraft
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Are you tired of boring old workouts at the gym? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and get ready to break a sweat in a whole new way. Forget lifting weights, on our server you’ll be mining diamonds and battling creepers to stay in shape.
Our server is the perfect place to get your daily dose of adrenaline and exercise at the same time. Want to work on your cardio? Sprint away from a horde of zombies. Need to improve your strength? Take on an Ender Dragon in hand-to-hand combat. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Olympics.” Test your skills in events like the Egg Toss, Feather Fencing, and Chicken Jousting. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So why waste your time at the gym when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join now and get ready to level up your fitness game in the most epic way possible!

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HypnoDinoCraft
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have dinosaurs like the hypnovenator matsubaraetoheorum! ride on the back of this crazy dino as you explore the prehistoric world and battle other players in epic dino fights! watch out for the troodontid dinosaurs, they are sneaky little guys who will try to steal your diamonds! but don’t worry, we have plenty of hidden treasures and secret dungeons for you to discover. join now and become the ultimate dino master on our server! 🦖💎🔥

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Supernova SMP: Where even the creepers are starstruck! 1.20.4, 15+, greylist
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Server Name Supernova
Server Type Minecraft SMP
Version 1.20.4
Overview
Welcome to Supernova! We are a brand new Minecraft server inviting players to join our SMP environment. Join us to build, create, and compete in weekly challenges.
FAQ
1. How can I join the server?
Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/36Sqyke2 to get started.
2. What activities can I do on the SMP server?
You can build structures, create shops at spawn, claim land, and participate in weekly competitions like build battles and parkour.
3. Is there a cost to join the server?
No, joining the Supernova server is completely free.
4. Are there any rules or guidelines for players on the server?
Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment for all players.
5. How can I contribute my ideas to improve the server?
You can share your ideas and suggestions in the Discord server channels dedicated to feedback and suggestions. We welcome creative input from our community!

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CraftyTomoko’s Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join? Because Tomoko should be a fat fuck, that’s why! And on our server, we fully embrace the chaos and madness that comes with that statement.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Tomoko, but instead of her usual skinny self, she’s a chunky, lovable blob. Why? Because why the heck not! Our server is all about breaking the rules and having a good time, so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, this is the place to be.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Tomoko’s Big Feast” where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual cake in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a pet pig named Tomoko Jr. who follows them around and oinks encouragingly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embrace the madness. Tomoko may be a fat fuck, but she’s our fat fuck, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

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Minecraft SMP: /tohg/ The Owl House General #532 – The Hootin’ Housemates
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
But wait, there’s more! Our members include Luz, Lilith, and Hunter, who will guide you on quests to defeat evil mobs and uncover hidden secrets. Plus, we have exclusive access to Disney+ so you can binge-watch The Owl House while mining for diamonds.
And don’t even get me started on the merch. We have official The Owl House merch from Hot Topic, Amazon, and even TheMysteryShack. You can dress your Minecraft character in the coolest gear inspired by your favorite show.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world!

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EngageCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of surprises and awkward moments? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a surprise proposal, just like in this hilarious story.
Imagine logging in and witnessing a virtual engagement announcement, only to find out that it was supposed to be a secret in the game. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this awkward family BBQ. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride of social media mishaps and uncomfortable family gatherings, join our Minecraft server today! Just be prepared for some serious side-eye from the other players who may or may not have accidentally spilled the beans. It’s all in good fun, right?

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StepDadGriefCraft
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Are you tired of family drama and need an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure away from the chaos of real life! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your stepfather snooping through your diary.
Join now and experience a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely without fear of invasion of privacy. Plus, who needs family drama when you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim victory?
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic and drama-free experience! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a stepfather who thinks he’s a detective.

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BoomerCraft: 18 is the New 30
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Are you tired of being the old fart on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear not, because on our server, 18 is considered ancient! That’s right, we cater to the elderly demographic of Minecraft players, where 30 is the new 18! Join us for bingo nights, shuffleboard tournaments, and daily early bird specials at the virtual cafeteria. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your youth in the most ridiculous way possible!

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YogurtCraft: Probiotic Paradise
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come join our epic minecraft server where the bees are buzzing and the yogurt is flowing like a river of probiotic goodness! we have a special feature where you can feed your virtual character honey mixed with yogurt to boost their digestive health and make them unstoppable in battle.
imagine your minecraft avatar scarfing down a bowl of yogurt with honey, gaining super strength and agility to defeat any enemy that comes their way. the Mediterranean diet has nothing on us, we take it to a whole new level of epicness.
just one tablespoon of honey in your virtual yogurt can make all the difference in your gameplay. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate probiotic power-up like never before!

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Dinosaurs
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Khaz Dinosaurs is a Minecraft 1.12.2 Modpack server with roaming dinosaurs! It is packed with awesome plugins for maximum fun, plus features extra ores, armor, and tools, too! To download the modpack, go to Khaz Dinosaurs website and join its Discord. Then get ready to experience the best — no — the greatest dinosaur Survival server ever!
IMPORTANT: You must use CurseForge to play!
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Server Name	Supernova
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Version	1.20.4

Overview

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

2. What activities can I do on the SMP server?

3. Is there a cost to join the server?

4. Are there any rules or guidelines for players on the server?

5. How can I contribute my ideas to improve the server?