join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty
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Instant Cure City
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RedstoneRagTime
Are you tired of hiding your period like it’s a dirty little secret? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where periods are celebrated like national holidays!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly feel those cramps kicking in. No need to hide it or make up excuses, just shout it out loud and proud! Our community will cheer you on and support you through those tough times of the month.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with period-positive players who will never judge you for being a badass period-haver. Say goodbye to the stigma and hello to a period-friendly paradise where you can be yourself, cramps and all.
So come join us and let your period flag fly high! Who knew that mining for diamonds could also mean mining for empowerment? Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today!
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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!
Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!
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CraftyExcusesMC
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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BlockyBonerBay
Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!
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AutisticCraft: No Excuses!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the high-end women’s clothing store owned by a luxury brand! Join us for a chance to become the store stylist and earn those sweet commissions, just like in real life!But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?
Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?
Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
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PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!
Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!
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Stoner Masons – Where building castles is just an excuse to hang out with friends! 21+ only, version 1.20.1
The Stonemasons Minecraft Server
The Stonemasons is a small, whitelisted Minecraft building-focused SMP with a strong medieval-fantasy theme. We specialize in building anything medieval from stone castles to smithing towns, wizards towers, dwarven kingdoms and everything in-between 🙂 The goal is to build a consistent, strongly themed world that every member can enjoy both exploring and learning from one another.
The server is only a week old as of 4/22/24. We will never be resetting the world map, and constantly backup the world which will be free for our members to download whenever they wish. The things you build here will be safe, and will NEVER be deleted by anyone, no matter how long a break you take.
The server runs on a custom Forge 1.20.1 Modpack that includes Ice and Fire, Alex’s Mobs, Create, Iron’s Spells, Gravestones and a plethora of building and décor mods. There are thousands of extra medieval-themed blocks with which to build, and hundreds of new items to collect and display in your cities 🙂 We will play and build in Survival Mode with the server set to Hard.
Requirements to join:
21+ Be willing to build in any medieval/fantasy style of your choosing. Keep it themed to the rest of the server 🙂 Be Active! Looking for active, dedicated people to keep the server lively 🙂 Be chill and relaxed. Try to get along with others like a normal adult lol. Be willing to fill out a super small application on our discord. Link below. If this sounds like something you might like to get involved in, join our discord – https://discord.gg/bv4RZ7y6GD
FAQ
1. Can I join if I’m under 21 years old?
Sorry, but our server is limited to members who are 21+.
2. Is PvP allowed on the server?
No, PvP is disabled on our server. We focus on building and exploring in a cooperative environment.
3. How often are backups made?
We constantly backup the world and members can download the backups whenever they wish.
4. Do I need to be an experienced builder to join?
No, we welcome builders of all skill levels. The important thing is to enjoy building in a medieval/fantasy style.