join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty
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Instant Cure City
Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness
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RedstoneRagTime
avoidance, coworker, cramps, discomfort, discussion, disgusted, EXCUSE, Explanation, Open, Period, reaction, RedstoneRagTime, shame, stigma, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of hiding your period like it’s a dirty little secret? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where periods are celebrated like national holidays!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly feel those cramps kicking in. No need to hide it or make up excuses, just shout it out loud and proud! Our community will cheer you on and support you through those tough times of the month.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with period-positive players who will never judge you for being a badass period-haver. Say goodbye to the stigma and hello to a period-friendly paradise where you can be yourself, cramps and all.
So come join us and let your period flag fly high! Who knew that mining for diamonds could also mean mining for empowerment? Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today!
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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!
ALARM, Creative, DEADLINE, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, funny, hilarious, humor, Imaginative, inventive, Late, Minecraft, original, overslept, procrastination, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, storytelling, TARDY, traffic, UNBELIEVABLE, work
Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!
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ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP
balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance
Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.
Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.
So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!
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ExcuseMeImAnon Minecraft SMP
9 months, Birth, Brazilian couple, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImAnon, family, futuristic, Incredible, instagram, Internet Sensation, Minecraft, Miracle, Niic.ca, parenting, planet, Pregnancy, science fiction, smp, social media, speculation, trending, UNBELIEVABLE, viral newsAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where a Brazilian couple is about to give birth to a whole new planet in just 9 months! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, get ready to witness the miracle of life right in front of your blocky eyes! Follow their journey on Instagram as they prepare for this out-of-this-world event. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to visit the baby planet once it’s born! So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of this epic and ridiculous adventure!
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CraftyExcusesMC
alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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BlockyBonerBay
awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!
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AutisticCraft: No Excuses!
Apology, autism, AutisticCraft, Behavior, Commission, Communication, Conflict, EXCUSE, Excuses, friendship, high end, inconsiderate, luxury brand, Management, misunderstanding, Professionalism, Promotion, social cues, womens clothing, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the high-end women’s clothing store owned by a luxury brand! Join us for a chance to become the store stylist and earn those sweet commissions, just like in real life!But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?
Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?
Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
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PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!
baby bump, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, Eating, eating for two, EXCUSE, EXPECTING, expecting twins, funny, humor, long tail, maternity, Motherhood, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy excuses, pregnancy humor, pregnancy joke, pregnant life, pregnant woman, shiting for two
Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!
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Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness
Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!
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UKLAND Minecraft server
Ukland is a Ukrainian project where you can play on a vanilla and private minecraft server.
On the server you can work however you want, just remember the rules.
Develop your imagination, let’s meet new people, together with you we will create more popular Ukrainian communities!
The server has a plugin installed only for survival purposes, there is no software. No teleportation, sethome, etc.
Đ local and global chat, to write to the global chat you need to write a ‘!’ sign before the notification.
There is also a voice chat on the server, install the PlasmoVoice mod
To log into the server you need to make a pass!
All information is in the channel https://discord.gg/wGPaVgsQAh
Version: 1.20.4
IP: ukland.pp.ua
ukland.pp.ua
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Head Hunter Community
Head Hunter Community Minecraft Survival Server Not pay to win 678 player quests Dungeons Reward crates 70 player levels Unique shop system Resource world 13 player kits Black Market Land claiming Supply drops Fun fishing Vote for time Head drops
mc.hhc.gg
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Shiba Network
Shiba Network minecraft server! Classic survival with the usual basic commands, PvP mechanics and items from 1.8, shop and balanced economy, daily end events, protection of plots and/or residences. We have a monthly dragon generation event, daily system, rewards, pets, combatlog, voice by proximity and friends. Ranges with exclusive amenities, pleasant and intuitive interface, keys to open unique chests.
Anti-pvp grace time for new players, free first residency, anti-sniping start with randomTP.
mc.mylittleshiba.net
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Tbcinc
Server IP: 146.59.27.195146.59.27.195
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Demiron Minecraft server
Economy, Events, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Whitelist, Without Launcher
Demiron is a private military-political minecraft server on version 1.18.2, in the style of steampunk.
On our server you can create your own state and play as its ruler, or you can become a traveling merchant transporting resources from one city to another, this will be facilitated by the lack of coordinates, nether and elytra.
In addition, mobs are disabled on the server, which will not allow the creation of auto-farms, taking away work from people, and the only danger will be players.
The fact that we donât have Nether doesnât mean that we donât have Netherite; somewhere in the vast lands, in long-abandoned laboratories under the protection of Guardians, ingots of the alloy from another world are stored.
Current version of the project: Beta 1.0.1
demiron.mclan.ru
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Swain’s Place SMP
Swain’s Place is a simple server created in 1.20.2 with the goal of being simple and easy to understand for all players old and new. We use a handful of plugins on the server to better enhance the survival experience like ChestShops, GriefPrevention, Dynmap, and more! Join on Java or Bedrock to play w/ a small and friendly community of all ages đ135.148.136.129:25632
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Resouria Survival
Welcome to Resouria! Despite being natively 1.18, we support all versions of the game from 1.8 to 1.18 as well as on all platforms from Java to Playstation to Mobile, meaning you can play with your friends cross-platform!
Resouria is built around custom terrain generation. Our world is built of over 150 randomly generated biomes – in the overworld, end, and nether. With the addition of the 1.18 Caves and Cliffs update, we even have a variety of custom caves, meaning there is even more to explore. On Resouria, your adventure will never get boring!
In the future, we plan to spawn player-built structures in our terrain, meaning that our players can further form the land around them!
With a friendly and active playerbase, we strive to form a great community for our players. This means no griefing, the addition of utility commands like /tpa and /home, and a whole slew of custom built and fine tuned plugins ranging from chest shops to boat caravans, all with no mods or resource packs required!
In addition to regular survival, we also have a creative plots world and minigames like bedwars and black ops zombies
Come join at mc.resouria.net, we’d love to have you!
mc.resouria.net
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Wizards Crucible
Delve into the lost magics of Wizardâs Crucible to uncover secrets and gain an edge over your opponents. Nothing is sacred In this Raid/PVP server, where only the most cunning and determined Magi are able to forge their story in the Wizards Crucible. Follow the path of Nature and discover the secrets of Botany or explore the lost treasures scattered across the overworld and unearth hidden troves seek power within the roots of this dimension, or venture to others! Seek power in the depths of Hell, will you sell your soul to gain great power and control the realm? Perhaps you prefer forbidden magics, that even the Demons have left untouched, sacrificing the life-force of yourself and those around you to fuel your ambitions. Prefer a more direct approach? Forge your own equipment to fend off challenging boss monsters. Those who take to hiding their presence may live in peace, or sneak up on you when you least expect it. Forge your tale in the Wizardâs Crucible alone or as a clan! With a dedicated server with features such as a full economy, auction house, jobs, a full suite of commands, events, and much more! Test your mettle in the lag free, claimless, and unique experience that is Wizardâs Crucible!
158.69.8.147:25597
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Rivalmcfactions
McMMO Crates Auctions Referrals Economy MobArena Much More
A modern Factions with classic building and features.Rival Factions is a new server that offers a great experience for everyone.
We hope to see you soon!We are currently looking for staff, join our discord to apply!Be sure to join our Discord and refer friends for free rewards!Vote for our server daily to earn rewards!
rival.minecraft.best
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Eiras Craft server Minecraft
Over time, I began to get tired of classic servers, where there is only empty survival, which Iâve simply become accustomed to, where danger can no longer be called danger, where even a creeper does not evoke emotions and you simply kill him with a sour expression on his face.
We decided to fix it!
Our server positions itself as one of the most dangerous, where the server itself can play against players!
Hurry up to take part in testing on a new promising server!
Version: ForgeOptiFine 1.17.1 or OptiFine 1.17.1
Address for connection: play.eiras-craft.ru or eiras-craft.mineserver.xyz
About the server:
1. Hardcore Survival:
Dangers lurk absolutely wherever possible!
Explosions from creepers and dynamite are also active on the server!
2. Custom privates:
Private, like in the game Rust! They can be destroyed if not properly protected!
3. Slenderman and Herobrine wander around here and sometimes leave notes. And sometimes they attack! Ohhh.. There is no use fighting them, just run away!
4. Attacks by waves of dangerous creatures every 5 game days:
The army of Herobrine and his minions are constantly attacking the lands of Euros!
You have a choice: Hide or fight back, receiving valuable trophies for it!
5. Vampirism:
On our server you can become a vampire! There is no damage from falling, the undead donât touch you, you can jump in two blocks, thereâs only one problem… You canât run under the sun anymore…
6. Pets and their taming:
How can one live in such a dangerous world without a loyal ally? He can carry your things, collect items and help in hunting!
7. Custom enchantments:
They can randomly appear when enchanting a weapon/armor/tool! Want a super powerful pickaxe that breaks 3×3 blocks? Or maybe a sword that restores your health when you deal damage? Try it, experiment!
8. Donation that does not affect the game:
We are categorically against the âPay to Winâ policy, so donating on our server is only cosmetic in nature and only slightly simplifies the process of survival!
play.eiras-craft.ru