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ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3472	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	132

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

Enchanted Vale 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive, bloomed, body image, Enchanted, EYES, female gaze, female sexuality, gaze theory, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, high school, male gaze, objectification, perverse, Ravenous, self-consciousness, Sexuality, social norms, societal expectations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vale

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the female gaze! We promise no one will be staring at you inappropriately here. Our pixelated world is a safe space for those who are uncomfortable with being attractive in their cunt. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of pretending not to see the eyes of females. Men are definitely less ravenous with their eyes, so you’ll feel right at home with us. Come join us and build away from the perversion of the female gaze!

NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

acceptance, Agenda, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, criticism, Edition, Emotional support, family arguments, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Gay, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, influence, judgment, LGBTQ, NephewCraft, parenting, Self-expression, Taylor Swift, unconditional love

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Farms Harvested:	913
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8792
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

BlockyBeauty

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beauty, beauty standards, BlockyBeauty, body image, Confidence, good looking, Grooming, personal care, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal expectations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, discrimination, domestic workers, Exploitation, food insecurity, food restrictions, HangryCraft, Helpers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hunger, inadequate nutrition, INEQUALITY, labor rights, malnutrition, meal restrictions, Migrant workers, Minecraft, POVERTY, Server, Singapore, Social Issues, support services, working conditions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

join this epic minecraft server where u will never go hungry like those poor helpers in singapore!!! our admins make sure u always have food in ur belly, even if u dont need it!!! u can build a giant food castle and feast all day long, no restrictions here!! come join us and never worry about being hungry again!!! #foodfordays #minecraftfeastival #nohungryallowed

SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

attraction, Bisexual, desire, findings, gals, gender, gynephilic, gynephilic attraction, Lesbian, LGBTQ, majority, Men, Minority, non-binary, non-heterosexual, queer, required, research, same-sex attraction, sexual encounters, sexual orientation, Sexuality, study, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Emeralds Found:	4645	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!