excuse me Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, COSPLAY, eccentric, EXCUSE, excuse me, Fan, Fandom, fashion, hairstyle, Kawaii, Lover, Minecraft, Niche, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, quirky, Roleplay, Sir, smp, trend, twintails, Unique

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3254	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	136	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407

Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

ExitRageCraft

AITAH, anger, baby, Blocking the exit, Confrontation, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Frustrated, grocery shopping, impatient, impolite, inconsiderate, Long day, Manners, moody, ogling, politeness, Rude, Snapped.., Store exit, tired

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

Excuse Me Craft

Challenging, circle, confusion, Craft, Curious, doubt, EXCUSE, excuse me, inquiry, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, questioning authority, questioning behavior, questioning norms, questioning patterns, questioning rules, rugging, seeking answers, seeking clarification, uncertainty, wondering

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have CIRCLES! That’s right, no more boring squares, we’ve got circles for days. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig that can fly! That’s right, FLYING PIGS! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

cancucks, CreeperCancucks, CREEPERS, Defeat, devastated, Disappointment, emotional turmoil, fair, Frustration, game over, HEARTBREAK, Hockey, kill me now, LOSE, Nooo, Over.., Sadness, sports, sports fan, STOP, UNFAIR, Upset, winning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2418	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

action, Adventure, Anime, battle scenes, Boogaloo, Characters, Electric, episode 2, FANTASY, Favorite, Gate, homage, kirito, LANCER, new episodes, plot twists, Season, The New Gate, Thread, Underrated, video game, virtual reality, watch

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

Article, CLICK BAIT, discrimination, fake news, False narrative, Genocide, internet culture, Isnt, media manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, not real, not real news, not victim, Propaganda, racism, real, showdown, snowflake, Social Issues, Societal Problems, Victim, Virgin, White, white genocide

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Pixelated Weebs

Anime, Attack, bl, Definitively Femcels, double standards, feminism, gender equality, Keanu Reeves, mainstream media, Male Incels, Misandry, Misogyny, pixelated, Ships, Social Issues, sports anime, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Twilight, Weeb’s, yaoi

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2468
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Block Battle Royale

battle, BLOCK, Cards, Challenges, Competition, Deck, deckbuilding, dueling, Event, gameplay, Losses, master duel, Meta, ONLINE, Practice, Preparation, Royale.., Skills, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, Victory, Wins

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs

authoritarianism, autocracy, Bear, blocks, building, Conflict, Craft, Decision making, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, hugs, influence, international relations, Kremlin, leadership, Manipulation, motivation, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, russia, strategy, world affairs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.

So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!

@irene, #Ascalon, #Lutonada, #Odda, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ambience Synesthesia, arknights, aroma, Babel, BATTLING, building, Caster Carnelian, Caster Passenger, cement, CN Content, CraftyArknights, creeps, Defender Cement, Defender Penance, Dorothy, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL, FUTURE JP, FUTURE KR, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Hoederer, Guard Humus, Ho’olheyak, JP Stream, lumen, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, Minimalist, Mudrock, Pinecone, Qiubai, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Reed, Roberta, Shining Steps, SilverAsh, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Sniper Totter, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus, Supporter Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, tequila, The Front That Was, Towers, Valuable resources, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for a LOLZY time filled with INSANE stories and OUTRAGEOUS reasons to keep coming back for more.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling a dragon made of diamonds. That’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT that will blow your mind. From 6* Sniper Fiammetta to 5* Medic Whisperain, you’ll never run out of new characters to discover.

And if that’s not enough, our CN CONTENT will leave you speechless. With 6* Defender Penance and 5* Guard Akafuyu, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC journey and experience the ULTIMATE Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on the fun – log in now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead Except the Creepers

acceptance, Bigotry, Blockhead, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, gender, Gender Identity, hate, Identity, ignorance, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, prejudice, restroom, Safety, Social Issues, society, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our InsaneCraft server, where we embrace all genders, even the 500+ ones that didn’t exist before 2020! Join us if you want to escape the madness of real life, where 6-foot dudes dressed as women lurk in the women’s restroom. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a blocky warrior or a pixelated princess. We don’t discriminate based on gender, we just want everyone to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on InsaneCraft, anything goes!

Waifu Head Pats – Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, cost, cute, desire, devotion, dream, emotional, Fandom, FANTASY, head pat, longing, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, PATS, payment, relationship, Server, virtual, waifu, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3790
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can pat your waifu’s head for FREE! Yes, you heard that right, FREE head pats for all players! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret DIAMOND mine where you can find unlimited riches and build the most extravagant waifu shrine ever seen in Minecraft history!

Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary CREEPER king who has been terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. Defeat him and claim his throne as your own, ruling over all the creepers in the land as their new waifu-loving overlord!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a GIANT chicken that lays ENCHANTED eggs filled with rare loot and magical powers. Will you be able to tame this mighty chicken and harness its incredible abilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most INSANE and HILARIOUS adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

Crafty Craziness: Love Quest Server

acceptance, advice, attraction, Communication, Country, Crafty, Craziness, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Interracial Relationships, love, Multiculturalism, Quest, Race, relationships, romance, Server, society, Stereotypes, Tips, Understanding, White girl

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	111
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can find the answer to life’s most important questions, like “How do I get the love of a white girl from your country?”

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe of love, rumored to have the power to make any white girl fall head over heels for you. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant pink llama who only speaks in riddles.

Once you have the pickaxe in your possession, you must journey to the enchanted forest of heart emojis where you will find the white girl of your dreams. But beware, she is protected by a pack of heartbroken creepers who will stop at nothing to keep you apart.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your quest for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance.