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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2935 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
