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  • ExConExCashGrab

    ExConExCashGrab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

    Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

    With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WiseCraft: Global Wisdom Hub

    WiseCraft: Global Wisdom Hub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! We’re talking wise like a wizard, wise like a grandpa with a long beard, wise like a cat that always lands on its feet. People from 12 countries and 5 continents have joined our server and they all agree – this is the place to be if you want to level up your wisdom game.

    Our players are so wise, they can outsmart any creeper, outbuild any castle, and outmine any diamond. They’re like the Gandalfs of Minecraft, the Yodas of block-building, the Einsteins of pixelated worlds. And hey, if you join our server, you’ll be wise too! You’ll be making big brain plays, thinking deep thoughts, and considering other players’ feelings while you’re at it.

    So come on, join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got wisdom? Who needs enchanted gear when you’ve got a big brain? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wisest player in all of blocky land!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyNightmares

    BlockyNightmares

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival, here you’ll be navigating through llama politics and drama. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with evil chickens plotting to take over the world. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMoreStickyFingers

    NoMoreStickyFingers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of not being able to ride a unicorn to work every day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you ride unicorns, but you can also fly on dragons and teleport to the nearest Taco Bell whenever you’re hungry!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BirthdayThreads

    BirthdayThreads

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha. One time, a player found a diamond block that turned into a talking parrot that told jokes all day long. It was wild, dude.

    If you join this server, you’ll get a magic wand that can turn any block into a cake. Yeah, you heard me right. Cake for days, bro. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. If you can defeat the chicken and open the chest, you’ll find a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and craziness on this server. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time. See you there, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LeafyJewMD Minecraft Server

    LeafyJewMD Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server, where the only prescription is pure chaos! Join us and escape the clutches of evil doctors trying to force you into questionable vaccines. Our server is a safe haven for all non-vaxxies, where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being labeled a terrorist. Plus, we have a special “Rope or Mexico” event where you can choose your own adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DrunkCraft: Embarrassing Moments

    DrunkCraft: Embarrassing Moments

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in real life while drunk? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can get as drunk as you want without any consequences! Build a giant statue of a dancing llama, ride a pig through a maze of lava, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the virtual club we have set up! Join us now and let loose in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TimeTravelersVsE-Bikes

    TimeTravelersVsE-Bikes

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE E-BIKES FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE! IMAGINE SEEING A NOOB PLAYER EFFORTLESSLY BUILD A MANSION IN A DAY, IT WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND! JOIN US FOR THE WILDEST RIDE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE EVEN TIME TRAVELERS WOULD BE CONFUSED AF! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE SHEEP RACING AND CREEPER PARADES. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE LAND OF BLOCKS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExeosCraft: Where even creepers are fierce advocates for LGBTQ+ rights! Version 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where even creepers are fierce advocates for LGBTQ+ rights! Version 1.21!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!
    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your moneyโ€”any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    ๐ŸŒŸ Why Choose Us?

    ๐ŸŒ Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    ๐Ÿšซ Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    ๐ŸŽ Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    ๐ŸŒˆ Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    ๐Ÿค– Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    ๐ŸŽฎ Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    ๐ŸŒ Our Features:

    ๐ŸŒ„ Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    ๐ŸŒŸ Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    ๐Ÿพ Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    ๐Ÿก Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    ๐Ÿช“ McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    ๐Ÿ’ฐ Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    ๐Ÿ† Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    ๐ŸŒŸ Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. Youโ€™ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BioBlasters: NeuroNukes

    BioBlasters: NeuroNukes

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can battle ur way thru a world of CAR T-cells and bispecific innate immune cell engagers to save the land of neuroblastoma!!! build ur own fortress made of immune cells and fight off the evil cancer monsters with ur friends!!! u can even ride on giant T-cells and shoot lasers at ur enemies!!! if u wanna have a blast and save the day, join dis server now!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP