| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6489 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8872 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6492 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 628674 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 314 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 78 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Forget about your bio dad and his lies, on our server, you can create your own family with other players and build a virtual empire together. Who needs a deadbeat dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts to play with?
Plus, if you’re looking for some genetic background information, just ask our resident Minecraft scientist who can tell you all about the hereditary traits of Endermen and villagers. Who needs a 95-year-old grandfather when you have the wisdom of Minecraft players at your disposal?
So join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a long-lost sibling in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8986 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Votes: | 3522 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.
Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7904 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8848 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9716 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4245 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7991 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 193 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
18+ only
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
To apply through Discord, click the link below:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join if I am under 18? | Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only. |
| Are there rules against griefing? | Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences. |
| What should I do if I see someone hacking? | Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately. |
| Can I suggest new features for the server? | Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server. |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6232 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6250 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 399 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.
But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!
When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.
So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 812 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3478 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉
