CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	1767	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

Impalas vs Chevy Impalas Server

actual impalas, car comparison, car facts, car popularity, car sightings, car trivia, chevy, Chevy Impalas, Chevy vehicles, Impalas, Server, vehicle statistics

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more creepers than a taylor swift album, i swear! like, u gonna be runnin from them like u run from ur responsibilities, fam. and our diamond mines are so lit, u gonna be blingin like a disco ball in no time. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and nether stars. it’s like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow in a field of diamonds, i’m tellin ya. so come join us, cuz on this server, we don’t just play minecraft, we live it.

CraftopiaMC

1:500 scale map, auction house, CraftopiaMC, Earth, earth smp server, Griefers, java players, Land claiming, marketplace, MCMMO, MCMMO features, Minecraft, real-world locations, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

CraftopiaMC is a Quality Public Earth SMP Server available for both Java Players can explore a 1:500 scale map of Earth, build in real-world locations, and protect their land from griefers. The server features land claiming, an in-game auction house, a marketplace, towny and MCMMO features.

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Simply Vanilla

#youtube, Active, base, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping Spawn, Ip:, Join, map size, Minecraft, Nether, Players, semi anarchy, Server, Simply, Survival, Vanilla, Website, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	201	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1501

Simply Vanilla Server

Overview
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

Server Information:

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

Gameplay:

Join Today! Escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: No, hacking is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players caught hacking will be banned.

Q: Can I duplicate items on the server?

A: No, duping items is also not allowed on the server. Players found duping items will be subject to punishment.

Q: How big is the world map?

A: The map size is 10 TB+, providing a vast world for exploration and building.

Forgive Her Village 1.20.4

1.20.4, Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and closure, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and happiness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness and self-care, forgiveness and self-discovery, forgiveness and self-improvement, forgiveness and self-love, forgiveness and trust, forgiveness in relationships, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, letting go, moving on, relationships, Village

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23

Lol, bruh you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session for all your anime waifu forgiveness needs.

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your 3D crushes, like seriously, who needs 3D when you can have a blocky beauty by your side?

Join now and let go of all that waifu guilt, because forgiveness is just a few blocks away. Plus, we have creeper therapy sessions for when you need to blow off some steam.

Don’t be a noob, join the server and let the waifus guide you to pixelated peace. And remember, forgiveness is key, even in the world of blocks and creepers.

Crypto Trading SMP Riches

Crypto, Riches, smp, Trading

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the crypto market? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explosion.

Our server is so lucrative that players have reported finding stacks of emeralds just lying around in the mines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that mine themselves!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. Players have been known to ride into battle on giant chickens armed with enchanted swords and potions of invisibility. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So if you’re ready to make some serious virtual cash and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs crypto when you’ve got diamonds?

SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Buildings Constructed:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	447330	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, it was so scary! But like, that’s just the beginning, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of themselves out of gold blocks, like who even does that? And then there’s this secret underground base where they have a pet dragon or something, I swear I saw it breathing fire! And don’t even get me started on the haunted mansion that randomly appears in the forest, like, I heard ghostly noises coming from it at night, so spooky! So yeah, if you want to join a server that’s full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises, then you have to join this SMP, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness!

DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

Absurd, Absurdity, BIZARRE, crazy, death wish, diamonds, Die, DumbCraft, dumbest thing, Foolish, funny, humor, irrational, long tail, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, Pointless, Ridiculous, ridiculousness, SENSELESS, silly, stupidity, willing to die

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

CrashCraft Minecraft Server

aviation disaster, aviation safety, Azerbaijani plane crash, blame game, Conflict, Crashcraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, MH17 tragedy, Minecraft, political commentary, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	157	Mines Excavated:	3901
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes that crash into each other like a crazy game of bumper cars. zelenskyy himself said our server is more intense than the MH17 tragedy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. blame russia for all the chaos and destruction, just like in real life. come crash and bash with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelMissileCraft

air defense systems, air travel, aircraft security, airline safety, airline security, Attack, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, aviation terrorism, Azerbaijan Airlines, defense systems, missile attacks, missile defense, missile threat, Missiles, national security, passenger safety, PixelMissileCraft, plane passengers, Terrorism, travel safety

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7160	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like a pro pilot? well u in luck cuz on this server u gotta watch out for them sneaky missiles flying around tryna take u down like azerbaijan airlines attack 😱 but dont worry, we got u covered with anti-missile shields and rocket launchers to fight back! join now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🚀💥 #minecraft #missilemadness #joinus

Mermaid Misconceptions: Dive Deeper

Adventure, ariel, confinement, Deeper, desire, Disney, Dive, empowerment, Exploration, fairy tale, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, longing, Mermaid, misconceptions, mythical creature, Ocean, princess, restriction, Self Discovery, The little mermaid, Underwater

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where u can explore more than ariel ever could as a mermaid!!! swim in the ocean, fly in the sky, dig deep underground!!! u can do it all!!! who needs legs when u have a pickaxe and wings??? join now for the ultimate adventure!!! don’t be like ariel, be better!!!

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