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UltraCraftLuxury

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of flaunting your wealth with the same old designer brands that everyone knows about? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have exclusive luxury brands that are so discreet, only the ultra-wealthy know about them!

Join our server and discover hidden designer labels like Diamond-encrusted Creeper Couture, Llama Leather Loafers, and Obsidian Overalls. These brands are so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t have access to them!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself shops at our server for the latest in opulent blocky fashion. So come join us and show off your wealth in style, because on our server, only the most elite players can afford to look this good!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4101	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, only the top 0.000001% of players know about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and secret underground parties with Notch himself.

Our server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered, where you can find rare loot that will make all your friends jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, rumored to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and become part of the elite 0.000001%? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft adventurer!

Woke-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.

Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

Anime & Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Emeralds Found:	6028	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Items Found:	4670	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	78
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

aspirations, balance, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Passion, PIXEL, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, Server, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Emeralds Found:	326

Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	31	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Animals Bred:	134	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	4515	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!