ExcludedCraft Minecraft Servers

ExcludedCraft

  • ExcludedCraft: AITA Edition

    ExcludedCraft: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Server of Uninvited Chaos: Rifts in Reality!

    Enter if You Dare

    Beneath the pixelated veneer of this mundane world lies a truth so twisted that even the blocks themselves tremble. A mysterious invitation has been sent out, and only the chosen few dare to accept. Will you face the minions of exclusion? Will you encounter the Ghost of FOMO past?

    You’re not just entering a server; you’re stepping into a tumultuous vortex of friendships that shouldn’t exist, conflicts that defy logic, and an experience redefining personal relationships in block form.


    Server Features: Revelations of the Unconscious

    Feature Description
    The Council of Seven Join a circle of bafflingly complex alliances that shift with each sunrise—will you find friendship or betrayal?
    The Void of Mary A dark realm where friends go missing, echoing with the hollow cries of the left-out. Vox Populi may lead you to uncover her secrets.
    The Uninvitable Show Navigate this reality-bending concert where three players form a perfect quartet, but where does that leave you? Beware the Stalker of Envy!
    Adventures in Apathy Participate in quests where potential friendships are socially engineered under the guise of “laziness.” Can you patch these rifts?
    Dynamic Relationships Watch as friend dynamics evolve into absurd power struggles every minute. Will you sway opinion or become the next victim of betrayal?

    Testimonies from the Unwilling

    “Mary didn’t even ask about my pet, and I had a pet cactus die last week. They have feelings too, you know!” — Frustrated Player #327

    “I thought joining would be fun, but now I’m questioning every friendship I’ve ever had! Help!” — Existential Player #42

    “Is it too much to ask a friend to just text me back? This is worse than a Creeper explosion!” — Disgruntled Noob


    Legends & Whispers: The History of this Server

    Two years ago, a portly figure named Confusion uttered a prophecy: as friendships splinter in the realm of Minecraft, chaos shall reign supreme! Players alike began to build not just structures but tangled webs of emotional debris. By joining, you might just uncover your connection to the mystical forces of… Quadratic Relationship Theory?

    Caution: Whispered tales alert you to the Creeper Conspiracy where Mary’s Revenge lurks in the shadows! One invite could unlock unspeakable horrors—a flicker in the undercurrents of friendship!


    Sanity Warning!

    This server is known to bend minds and warp hearts! Players report sudden urges to ask existential questions about relationships, followed by sudden explosions of laughter from absurdities unfolding in their gaming lives!

    Not recommended for players looking for stability.


    Call to Arms (or Bricks)

    Join Rifts in Reality—but tread carefully! Here, friendships twist like a poorly built redstone machine and relationships collapse under the weight of a single whisper!

    Join us now! You might find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of social entanglement, realizing you could have been a lone wolf, but instead you’re the block holding everything together!

    Will you be the savior or the harbinger of doom? The choice is yours, but remember—Mary is always watching from the shadows with a bow and an arrow of unrequested invites.

    FAQ: The Unanswered Questions

      • Is Mary here? Maybe. Maybe not. Does it even matter anymore?

      • Should I invite my friends? Only if they’re willing to question their existence, friendships, and possibly the fabric of the universe itself.

      • Can I trust anyone? Trust no one… Except the pig wearing the crown. He knows more than he lets on.

    Step lightly, dear player, step lightly—this is the Minecraft server where to be invited is both a curse and a privilege, and nothing is as it seems!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

    ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?

    Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?

    With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?

    Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DreamStopper Minecraft SMP

    DreamStopper Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and dancing pandas. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant mutant chickens. It’s like a mix between a rave party and a medieval warzone.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where all the creepers hang out and tell jokes. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with more explosions. And if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So what’s stopping you from achieving your dream of becoming the ultimate Minecraft master? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • QuitCraft420

    QuitCraft420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you kick that nasty habit! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those cancer sticks. Trust us, we’ve had players who were pack-a-day smokers turn into Minecraft addicts within days. One player even claimed that every time they had a craving for a cigarette, they just mined some diamonds instead. Who needs nicotine when you have virtual riches?

    So say goodbye to smoking and hello to a new addiction – our Minecraft server. Join us now and start building your way to a smoke-free life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ArcticCraft Minecraft Server

    ArcticCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than these two indian firms gettin sanctioned by the US for helpin russia with their arctic LNG project. like seriously, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made outta lava and diamonds. join us and u’ll be part of the most epic saga in minecraft history. plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. so what r u waitin for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP