ExClosureNeededLOL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExClosureNeededLOL

arguments, Breakup, Christian, Closure, Communication, Emotional support, ex, ExClosureNeededLOL, introspection, LGBTQ, LGBTQ relationships, long distance, love, military service, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, relationship closure, self reflection, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Items Found:	1028
Farms Harvested:	885	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with heartbreak, long-distance relationships, and military service drama! Our community is like a soap opera, but in block form.

Experience the thrill of dating someone who is in the military, only to have them break up with you during your night shift. Cry silently while mining for diamonds and battle creepers as you navigate the complexities of love and relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Get closure by refusing to meet up with your ex, just like our server owner did. Who needs closure when you have a pickaxe and a dream to build the best castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server now and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that awaits. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	223	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ores Mined:	7975
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	144

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Buildings Constructed:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Towns Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ores Mined:	8206	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!