But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!
Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!
Do you have a fear of heights? Don’t worry, on our server, you can build your sky base as high as you want without any risk of falling. We have gravity-defying blocks that will keep you safe and sound.
Are you terrified of the dark? Well, on our server, the night time is actually a party! We have disco balls hanging from the sky, mobs break out into dance battles, and the moon even turns into a giant glowing lantern.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your fears into fun and laughter, join us now! Who knew facing your fears could be so entertaining?
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
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| Default Ports | |
| Discord Server | Join Broomstix Discord |
| Online In-game Map | View Map |
A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.
A: You can put a lead on the mobs to teleport them.
A: Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!
But wait, there’s more! ZSJ will be going head to head with Orange in a match that will leave you questioning the laws of physics in the Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about the Womeme matches, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme.
So why join our server? Because where else can you see such insane matchups and outrageous stories unfold in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also equipped with helpful NPCs who will check in on you and offer assistance if needed. Need help changing your virtual diaper? No problem, we’ve got you covered!
Join now and be part of a community where embarrassing moments are embraced and shared. Who knows, you might even run into an elderly man in a wheelchair who understands your struggles. Don’t miss out on this unique Minecraft experience – join our server today!
Imagine a world where you can binge-watch your favorite Netflix shows while also building your own virtual empire. That’s right, on our server, you can watch all the lesser-known binge-worthy shows while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who only appears when you least expect it. Will you be brave enough to face this mysterious creature?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate combination of Netflix and gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
