Excessive Drinking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BiL’s Blind Date Booted

BILs, excessive drinking, kicked out, guest room, party boy

🤣🎉🔥 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a comedy show! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures and the most outrageous stories in the Minecraft universe!

🍻🎉🎮 Picture this: your long-lost frat boy uncle shows up at your door, partying like there’s no tomorrow. He’s causing chaos, leaving doors open, and bringing random people home for some late-night shenanigans. And guess what? You’re right in the middle of it all! Can you handle the madness? Can you survive the insanity? Join our server and find out!

🚪🔥💃 But wait, there’s more! Imagine storming into the guest room, ready to kick out the unexpected guest, only to find them… playing Minecraft together! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even unexpected guests end up joining the fun! Who needs sleepovers when you have Minecraft parties, am I right?

🤪🎮🤣 So, if you’re ready for a wild ride, if you’re up for some unexpected twists and turns, if you want to experience the most chaotic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at $fratboyuncle.aternos.me$ and let the madness begin! See you in the game, party animals! 🎉🔥🤣

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PubCraft: Taxed & Tipsy

PubCraft, alcohol consumption, Social Impact, Public Safety, excessive drinking

Yo, u gotta join dis lit Minecraft server where we tax alcohol like crazy but pubs sell it cheap! It’s like a wild party every day, but also super safe cuz everyone’s gettin’ their drink on together. Plus, we foster a healthier drinking culture, so you won’t wake up with a hangover every morning. Come join the madness and let’s get drunk together in the virtual world! 🍻🎉 #CheersToThat #MinecraftPartyTime

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SnackAttackMC SMP

unhealthy habits, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy lifestyle, sugary drinks, fast food addiction

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles ever! Like, one time, we had a fight over who had the best pet pig and it turned into a full-on war with TNT and diamond swords flying everywhere. It was so crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.

But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!

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Hangover Minecraft SMP – 4 Beer Yesterday

binge drinking, self-care, Nausea, tipsy, partying consequences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, or organizing epic potato wars where the winner gets a lifetime supply of baked potatoes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Hangover Village, where players who drank one too many potions the night before can nurse their headaches and swap hilarious stories about their adventures in the virtual world.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the most absurdly entertaining place to be in Minecraft!

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Death by Creeper

creeper, Heart Disease, life expectancy, lack of exercise, Cancer

Join our Minecraft server and find out what reduces your life expectancy by at least 20 years! Is it the deadly mobs lurking in the shadows? The treacherous lava pits waiting to swallow you whole? Or maybe it’s the mysterious curse placed upon all who enter our server, turning them into blocky zombies forever doomed to mine for eternity.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For in this twisted world of pixelated peril, you will also find endless treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Discover hidden dungeons filled with diamonds the size of your head, tame mythical creatures to ride into battle, and build towering castles that defy the laws of physics.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright dangerous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to have a respawn point handy, because you’re gonna need it.

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ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

support system, Boundaries, Oops, Near Death Experience, caring for ex

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

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ToxicTrendzMC

stress, drug abuse, overworking.., lack of hydration, sedentary lifestyle

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!

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CraftyCreeperPub

lifestyle choices, health risks, drinking habits, alcohol consumption, health outcomes

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.

but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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KidneyCraft

alcoholism, self-destructive behavior, substance abuse, medical concerns, physical pain

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your kidneys hurt from all the excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard that your kidneys will be begging for mercy! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and a community of players who are all just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your kidneys may never forgive you if you don’t join our server today!

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PixelLoveCraft

Emotional distance, PixelLoveCraft, healthy boundaries, Marriage Struggles, neglect

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living with a gaming ghost instead of your husband? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where spending quality time with your partner is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband disappearing into the virtual world for days on end. Instead, he’ll be by your side, building a virtual empire together with you! Say goodbye to being just roommates and hello to being gaming soulmates!

And don’t worry, we have plenty of activities for both of you to enjoy together. From epic quests to building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs real-life date nights when you can have virtual adventures with your partner, am I right?

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