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  • Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

    Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

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    COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

    WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyVaxNation

    BlockyVaxNation

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

    We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FalcomCraft Minecraft Server

    FalcomCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are jealous. We’ve got more mods, saves, and pre-patched translations than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own epic structures, explore new lands, and conquer the Nether like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got leaks of Ys vs Trails in the Sky: Alternate Saga port/localization in development. That’s right, you can battle it out in the skies with your favorite characters from both series.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s craft some epic memories together. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine is a regular player.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FightCraft Minecraft Server

    FightCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness some of the most epic battles between actors who can actually fight! Ever wondered what it would be like to see Leonardo DiCaprio throw down with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in a pixelated arena? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us for insane PvP battles where Hollywood’s finest duke it out for supremacy. Will Tom Cruise’s parkour skills be enough to take down Jason Statham’s brute strength? Only time will tell on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can team up with your favorite action stars to take on hordes of zombies, creepers, and skeletons. Can you survive the onslaught with Keanu Reeves by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate showdown of actors who can actually fight! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is to never talk about Fight Club…oops, wrong movie.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SwiftieSquad Minecraft Server

    SwiftieSquad Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Reasons to join: 1. We have surprise events just like the surprise song section at the concert. You never know what’s coming next! 2. We value appreciation and enthusiasm, just like giving the ticket to a die-hard Swiftie. 3. Experience the thrill of making tough decisions, like choosing between a concert and a sick girlfriend.

    Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of our Minecraft server! Who needs a concert when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyInheritance

    BlockyInheritance

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐Ÿคฃ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game inheritance drama is more exciting than real life! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’ฐ

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to accept a luxurious house near Austin, Texas, or pass it on to some estranged adult children who didn’t even visit their dad during his illness! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    ๐Ÿ’ธ Sell the house, rent it out, or donate the proceeds to charity – the choice is yours! Just make sure to watch out for those ex-colleagues of good repute who witnessed the will, they might be lurking around in the game too! ๐Ÿ‘€

    ๐Ÿ’ฐ With a house worth a whopping $1.8 million, you’ll be adding more than just a few percent to your net wealth – talk about a Minecraft jackpot! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ

    ๐Ÿ‘ป And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter the ghost of the first wife haunting the property from over 20 years ago! ๐Ÿ‘ป

    ๐ŸŽ‰ So come on in and join the fun – because on this server, even the most mundane real-life situations turn into wild Minecraft adventures! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ 

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!

    HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!

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    Are you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MosquitoCraft – Bite-sized Fun!

    MosquitoCraft – Bite-sized Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

    if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.

    so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ๐ŸŒˆ Endless Noobs Island [SMP] 1.20.4 Java Semi-Vanilla 18+ Whitelist Dynmap LGBTQ+ Friendly

    ๐ŸŒˆ Endless Noobs Island [SMP] 1.20.4 Java Semi-Vanilla 18+ Whitelist Dynmap LGBTQ+ Friendly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Infinity Isles!
    https://discord.gg/infinityisles
    Overview
    We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close-knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply! We’ll be updating to 1.21 soon, and will be expanding our world border!
    What makes us stand out?
    ๐Ÿฆ SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelist and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
    ๐Ÿ”’ WHITELISTED: We ensure that every application is thoroughly read over to ensure that the best players join our community. Rest assured, trolls and immature players are not welcome here. Our staff team will promptly handle griefers, and any damage they may cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.
    ๐ŸŒŽ SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
    ๐Ÿƒ PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the serverโ€™s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyoneโ€™s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
    ๐Ÿ—๏ธ ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the worldโ€™s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
    ๐Ÿ›’ SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
    ๐Ÿป EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
    ๐Ÿ’ธ NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
    ๐Ÿ”ง STAFF: Our team of friendly staff is here to help you if you need a hand!
    ๐Ÿ‘พ DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!
    Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the mapโ€™s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you wonโ€™t need to worry about your builds being reset.
    Join us today! Apply in our discord:
    https://discord.gg/infinityisles
    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
    Q: How do I apply to join the server?A: You can apply to join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the application channel.
    Q: Are there age restrictions to join the server?A: Yes, our server is for players who are 18 years and older.
    Q: What plugins do you have on the server?A: We have plugins such as fast leaf decay, dynmap, head drops, and Litematica to enhance gameplay.
    Q: Are donations P2W (Pay-to-Win) on the server?A: No, our donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure a fair playing experience for all players.
    Q: How can I report griefers or rule breakers on the server?A: You can report any griefers or rule breakers to our staff team, who will promptly handle the situation and repair any damage caused.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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