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Excess Deaths

  • Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

    Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

    New Minecraft Servers

    COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

    WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyVaxNation

    BlockyVaxNation

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

    We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraftyUnfaithfulSouls

    HolyCraftyUnfaithfulSouls

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT EVEN ATHEISTS ARE JOINING TO AVOID INFIDELITY! LIKE, APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN YOU’LL BE SO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TIME TO CHEAT ON ANYONE! PLUS, THE SOUTHEASTERN UNITED STATES IS BASICALLY THE HOLY LAND OF MINECRAFT PLAYERS, SO YOU KNOW THIS SERVER IS LEGIT. JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR PARTNER THINKS YOU’RE CHEATING WITH A PIXELATED VILLAGER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cobblestone

    Cobblestone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to destroy some crops?

    There’s hundreds of items, custom gear, tools and all kinds of wacky stuff! Did i mention you can farm! Are you ready? Also there’s farming.. but you’re not ready for that yet, i mean “Also there’s fishing..” my bad I just said the same thing twice lol. Anyways hello and welcome, are you ready?

    play.cobblestone.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server «SURVIVING WITHOUT HUSK» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    kash.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Yggdrasil: Where Even Odin Plays Minecraft! Apply now to hang with the gods! Version 1.20.4, ages 25+

    Yggdrasil: Where Even Odin Plays Minecraft! Apply now to hang with the gods! Version 1.20.4, ages 25+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yggdrasil Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Server Type Mostly Vanilla with quality-of-life mods and data-packs
    Server Version Java 1.21

    How to Join:

      • Send a PM: Reach out for an invitation to our Discord server
      • Join the Chat: Have a friendly conversation with the community
      • Get Whitelisted: Start your adventure on Yggdrasil

    We can’t wait to see you there! Happy Crafting!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server mostly vanilla? Yes, the server has a mostly vanilla feel with some quality-of-life mods.
    How can I join the server? You can join by reaching out for an invitation to our Discord server, having a friendly chat, and getting whitelisted.
    What version of Java is the server running on? The server is running on Java 1.21.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCollabs Minecraft Server

    CraftyCollabs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through a world full of surprises and challenges. From building giant statues of llamas to riding pigs through lava-filled obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond swords, and a mystical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to read the collabs rules on our YouTube channel first – you never know what kind of shenanigans you might get into!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Love Me or Leave Me Minecraft Server

    Love Me or Leave Me Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian and lava – talk about a thrill ride!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Anime Temple, where you can worship your favorite anime characters and binge-watch every episode ever made. Plus, we have weekly cosplay contests where you can dress up as your favorite anime character and battle it out for the title of Supreme Cosplay Champion.

    And did we mention the talking sheep? That’s right, our server is home to a flock of sheep that can hold a conversation better than most humans. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, look no further! Just remember, the only requirement to join is that you have to love anime as much as our admin, who may or may not be a magical cat in disguise. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrayonParkingDisaster

    CrayonParkingDisaster

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server if u suck at parking cuz maybe u were just too busy tryna keep ur crayons in line. we got crayon-themed builds and parking lot challenges that will make u rethink ur life choices. plus, rumor has it that if u can park perfectly, u unlock a secret crayon kingdom where u can rule as the crayon king or queen. so come on, what u waiting for? crayon chaos awaits u on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP