Excess MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyLuxeMC

opulence, sophistication, Premium, pampering, extravagance

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all that and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows!

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Too Much Minecraft Fun

adjustment, saturation, too much, Everything.., Fun

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

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TooMuchMinecraftSMP

Bliss, Tranquility, fulfillment, joy, positivity

Diamonds? Nope. XP? Nah. The answer is DRAMA, baby! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of betrayals, alliances, and epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your friendships).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry empire so vast that even Colonel Sanders would be jealous. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge his rule? The choice is yours, but be warned – crossing him may result in a chicken army descending upon your base in retaliation.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle while a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and prepare for the ride of your Minecraft life!

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GroceryGateCraft

Gratitude, GroceryGateCraft, Food, appreciation, Gesture

Looking for a Minecraft server that loves you way too much? Look no further! Our server is like having an overbearing mom, but in a good way. Just like how this mom brings way too much food to her son’s house, we bring way too much fun to our players!

Join us and experience the joy of being showered with gifts you never asked for, just like this mom brings a mountain of mangos and berries. And just like how this mom brought 12 beers even though no one really drinks, we provide an abundance of resources even if you don’t need them!

So if you want a server that will smother you with love and gifts, join us now! Just like how this mom can’t help but bring a ton of food, we can’t help but bring a ton of fun. Plus, you might even get a good laugh out of it, just like this mom and her son did!

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LuxuryCraft – The Land of Wealth

societal norms, affluence, Land, Dystopia, social structure

come join our epic minecraft server where everyone is so rich that they wipe their butts with diamonds and bathe in pools of emeralds. you will never have to worry about being poor because even the dirt blocks are made of gold.

we have a secret underground city where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of the ground. the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

if you join our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who can grant any desire you have. want a pet dragon? done. want to fly on a rainbow unicorn? easy peasy. want to turn your enemies into piles of glitter? consider it done.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where being poor is a thing of the past and where your wildest dreams can come true. join us now and live like a minecraft king!

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SnackAttack Minecraft Server

snack, guilty pleasure, self-control, Dinner, temptation

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!

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RichPplProbzMC SMP

Upper Class, RichPplProbzMC, high maintenance, financial issues, extravagant spending

Are you tired of having to choose between diamond or netherite armor because you can’t afford both? Do you struggle to find a spot in your overflowing chest for all your enchanted golden apples? Are you constantly being bombarded with gifts from adoring fans because your builds are just too epic? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which mansion to log off in each night! Join us and live the life of luxury in a world where even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this diamond-encrusted opportunity!

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Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

NegroniNation, Fun, Minecraft, bar, ordering drinks

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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PizzaCraft: Unlimited Slices Server

bulk, Stash, Stockpile, excess, lifetime supply

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your lifetime supply of the very last thing you purchased! Imagine never running out of that one thing that brings you joy and satisfaction every day.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with an unlimited amount of your favorite item. Want to build a castle made entirely of pizza? Go for it! How about a roller coaster made of toilet paper rolls? The sky’s the limit (literally, because we also have unlimited blocks for you to build with).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the last person who joined our server ended up with a lifetime supply of diamond blocks, and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft land. Who knows what treasures await you on our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and never worry about running out of anything ever again. It’s a lifetime supply of fun and craziness waiting for you!

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CupStackerCraft

Disposable, excess, environmental impact, eco-friendly, STACKING

come join dis minecraft server where the last cup is always used! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJ. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. our staff are all unicorns in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest. so what are you waiting for? come join the party where the last cup is always the life of the party!

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